It's a new attraction

A robotic voice came from inside the knight's helmet. "What ho, fair lads and lasses! Welcome to the fairgrounds of the museum. Pray thee find an exciting adventure of knowledge and fun!"

The robot knight stomped away back into the museum. Steven and Mary looked beyond and found the attractions in the main wing moving and making sounds. The T-rex skeleton occasionally roared and swung its head. A pirate ship made sword clash and cannon sounds. Another speaker was playing jungle sounds as invisible birds sang above the floor.

"I guess this is what they meant when they said they were trying to make the museum more 'interactive,'" Steven guessed.

Mary rolled her eyes. "That's the new generation. If it's not making noise every few seconds or works like a video game, they have no interest."

Steven laughed in agreement. "Yeah. Next, they'll have people in superhero costumes manning the ticket booth."

"Hey! I like superheroes!" Cassie interjected.

"Yeah, and we do too!" Steven said. "It was a joke about attention span, not dorky things!"

"Hey, don't call superheroes dorky!" Mary shouted. "That marathon was where we went for our second date!"

"Second date?" Cassie asked. "Geez, what did you two do for your first?"

"Run around the city naked," Steven reminded her.

Cassie let out a snort. "You called what happened that night a date?"

"Yeah," Mary said. "And it's still not over."

Dana carefully fit Sam's shirt over her before giving him a small smile. "Thanks, baby brother!"

"Can you not call me that?!" Sam snapped. "We knew each other for almost ten years before your parents adopted me!"

"Yeah, and it was a real shame too," Dana admitted. "You were so cute."

"Yeah, says the women with a Care Bear tattoo on her thigh."

Dana suddenly felt very subconscious and tried to pull the shirt down over her thighs, but it wouldn't stretch passed her waist. She noticed it barely even covered the middle of her breasts. "Hey, do you think could borrow your pants too?"

"What?! No way!" Sam shouted. "I'm already standing here with a shirt on!"

"Come on, Sam! I got sprayed by skunks and I streaked naked across the city! Can I at least see to it my vagina isn't out for everyone to see?"

A flash of light came from behind Sam, drawing their attention. Gus stood there, winding up his camera. "Hey, officer, I'm trying to get some photos here! Do ya' mind?"

Sam suddenly grew very angry and charged at Gus with his arms outstretched. Guys quickly dodged him and jumped back into the zoo. "Never mind!"

Sam watched the creep limp away before straightening himself up. "Nobody takes pictures of Dana like that! I'm kill that sick bastard!"

Dana suddenly raced passed him, grabbing his hand to drag him away. "Forget him! He's after my friends!"

"Your friends?" Sam repeated. "You mean more cops are streaking around here?"

"Look, I don't have much time to explain, okay?" Dana snapped. "There's a couple streaking around here, and that pig wants to humiliate them! Just help me stop him, okay?!"

Sam let Dana drag him along. "Fine, fine! What about my car?"

"Leave it! It'll be faster to run to the museum!"

"How do you know that's where they're going?"

"Just trust me!"

Steven and Mary glanced around the museum, looking for a way out to the airport.

"Okay," Steven said. "Which exhibit will let us out faster?"

Mary looked at the plaques above each wing. "How about...that one?"