Knight at the museum

“Dana, do you want to explain why you’ve been streaking across town?” Sam tried to say serious, but a tiny grin betrayed him. “Also, is that an Eeyore tattoo on your stomach?”

Dana quickly covered her stomach. “It’s a long story…”

Steven lead Mary as he firmly held her hand. “We’ll go around the museum, and the airport will be right- hey, look!“ He stopped dead in his tracks, causing Mary to crash into him. “The door of the museum ia ajar!”

“So?”

“We could make a shortcut through the museum. This could save us a few minutes.”

“Or gain us a few years in prison.” Spoke Mary sarcastically. “We’ve already been streaking and trespassing. If we get caught in there…”

“Trust me, we won’t.” With conviction in his movement, he sprinted towards the open door.

Mary stood outside. With an exasperated groan did she follow Steven, already regretting her decision.

“YOU TWO BROKE INTO A MUSEUM?!” Shouted Cassie, almost dropping from her chair.

“Quiet, you! What if the neighbors hear you?” Shushed Mary. “Yes, we broke into that museum. But only as a shortcut. In hindsight I should’ve dragged your father out of there and walked around the museum, but I didn’t…”

“Why was the door even ajar?”

“That is the part you’ll never believe…” grinned Steven.

The two walked through the museum, careful not run across some guard.

Suddenly, Steven looked in Mary’s direction and said, “Hey, nice tits.”

“Excuse me?” Mary was about to deck Steven, when he pointed towards the exhibit behind her. “Parus Major. Commonly referred to as…” Mary groaned. “You just wanted to point those ‘birds’ out as a joke, didn’t you?”

“Hey, it can’t be the first time that a girl who happens to be naked in a museum hears a guy complimenting a pair of tits, ‘kay?” Laughed Steven.

Mary couldn’t help but laugh. She tried to hide it, not wanting to attract any guards, but she ended up laughing louder than she wanted to. There was something about Steven she considered safe, if somewhat corny.

Suddenly, the two heard footsteps coming from around the corner.

“Crap, a guard?” Whispered Steven.

But then the footsteps got louder.

And heavier.

And metallic.

A figure walked from around the corner, and revealed himself to be…

A knight in armor.

“WHAT?!” Shouted Cassie in utter disbelief.