It's a naked party and everyone's invited (alternate start)

(Author's note: I felt the earlier version of this was too limiting. It was written back when there were only five girls, so the whole "after school club" set-up seemed the most plausible. Now, with a more ambiguous start and more characters fora harem theme, I figured it'd be easier for any other writers to get new ideas and come up with more stories as to how the harem starts. Go nuts, everybody!)

You park your parents' car and slowly enter the school, awaiting another day. Any normal man your age would hate going to school, but you're not one of them. You feel like you've been blessed with the best chance for high school that any man could ask for. You're the best of friends with the smartest, funniest, most beautiful and most amazing women in the world. Chris, Denise, Tammy, Dana, and Rebecca have been by your side for the last five years (although they have different attitudes towards you.) You couldn't ask for better people to go through high school with. All the other girls in your school have been amazing as well. From the cheerleaders and nerds to the social outcasts and Misfits. Even the Night School girls, the monsters and aliens and superheroes who attend school at night, have become extraordinarily close to you.

Beyond them, you've had amazing teachers that have been with you every step of the way. You went into high school believing the teachers would be like the ones in the movies: snooty, high-strung, and more obsessed with the rules than with helping their students. But, to your surprise, this hasn't been the case. Ms. Lola, Mrs. Cassidy, and even the principal Ms. Pershing have all been welcoming, rewarding, and sweet teachers for your education. You would go so far as to consider some of them your friends.

Of course, being with these kinds of women is bound to have moments of passion. You can barely pick out a woman you know that you haven't developed feelings for. However, you've chosen to keep this to yourself. You don't believe there's any chance any of these women feel the same way towards you. Not the withdrawn Alena, not the vampiric bully Ahyoka, and definitely not the principal Ms. Pershing. And even if you did manage to get one of them to fall for you, it just wouldn't be the same. These women are so amazing and out-of-this-world. You'd never been able to choose among them.

If only you'd known you didn't have to. Then maybe your adventure together wouldn't have been as embarrassing.