Interviews Part 5

Cleopatra

Queen of The Nile

“Cleopatra, so good to see you. You’ve certainly been spirited this round.”

“Yeah, I want to win, I really really really want to win. So does the audience, they’ll vote for me, they want to see all the girls get upgraded, It’ll be so hot.”

“You’re a mess, you can’t stop touching yourself, have you had fun this round?”

“Yes, oh yes, yes yes yes yes yes yes, seeing all those sluts, transform was so hot. What a bunch of freaks. I love it, love it, by the gods you’ve all ruined my brain. I’m such a monster.”

“Poor baby, now This round has been pretty packed, and I want us all to take a minute to recenter ourselves, and go over the traits we’ve already accumulated.”

“Okay.”

“So your first trait was I Want It All And More, which is on the corruption path. This trait has made it so you’re turned on by the transformations of the game, as the audience can tell. You also went and upgraded it, making you even hornier, and hampering your ability to tell the difference between a reward and punishment. How has this trait affected you and the way you’ve played the game?”

“Oh, it’s just ruined me. All I can think of now, is how everyone’s changing, how I’m changing, and it’s driving my crazy. I’m so horny all the time. Boudica’s Body, or hearing Erica say Daddy, it just kills me, it’s so freaking hot. And I can’t tell what a bad transformation is anymore, but I can tell this trait is turning me into a psycho, and that just makes me even hotter!”

“Do you think if you upgrade it again, maybe it’ll make you feel even better?”

“Ooooooooh!”

“Heh, this with what this trait has done to you, you must be pretty happy with your second change. I’ll Take It, basically lets you spend your BP to upgrade someone else’s trait. We saw you use this to great affect when you Upgrade Olympias’s trait, making her Helen’s care taker.”

“Yes! Yes, I love this trait. Not only is it incredibly hot to know I can transform any of the girls whenever I want, but I also get the sense that this is how I’m going to win. I can make them as fucked up, and distracted as me. I’m going for Erica next, she’s going to be Mommy’s little girl, when I’m done with her.”

“Devious, now you didn’t do so well during our hiking competition, and ended up with a punishment. Your third trait, It’s Mine! Basically explains your behavior today. It makes you completely obsessed with winning the prize of each challenge, and I can’t blame you. Some of these prizes are pretty juicy.”

“...”

“No comment?”

“I want them, I want them all! Vote for me, give me the prize. Watch what I do with everyone, you’re going to love it. You’re going to cream your pants, it’s going to be so hot. 100 Points!”

“Ha, I love it. Okay, well thank you Cleopatra, look forward to the audience’s judgment, and your next transformation!”

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Helen

Princess of Troy

“Hello cutie, how’s it feel to have some brains back in your head?”

“Hmph, do you have to be so nasty about it. Isn’t it bad enough I was drooling all over your hotel for the past week?”

“Aww, I’m sorry, but blame the audience. They knew you were last place when they gave you that trait. They knew what it would do to you.”

“Sure, sure, whatever. Thinking feels great! I’m so happy I can tie my own shoes again!”

“Cheeky, okay fine let’s go over your traits, shall we? Your first trait was Pathetic Cuck, which alters your sexual orientation a bit. You’re now turned on when someone with more points than you sleeps with the mistress. Has this had any effect on you or your game?”

“Hmm, not really I got to say. I mean I get turned on thinking about Morgan sleeping with the other girls, and honestly when I think about it I can’t help be just feel pathetic and ugly, but I wouldn’t say it’s changed the way I play any.”

“Okay, I think that’s a fair assessment. Well let’s talk about your second trait, the one everyone’s talking about The Face That Launched A Thousand Ships. This one is pretty simple. You get the intimacy bonus for sleeping with the other contestants. How are you feeling about this one?”

“What can I say, it’s saved me. It’s only only reason I’m getting out of this round alive. I just hope I score enough points this round to remember to slut it up next round. I mean, this can easily get me to 100 points, I just got to get off my butt.”

“Perfect, it’s certainly caused a good amount of fear from your opponents. Poor Nzinga thought saving you would earn her enough good will from the audience to survive. Alas. Now do I need to even ask you how you feel about Easy A?”

“No.”

“Ha, okay, but it’s not all bad. If you ever get first place, it’ll actually make you smarter.”

“Not sold.”

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Boudica

Queen of The Iceni

“There’s our favorite red head. You know you’re in competition now, that Bloody Mary is here.”

“Yer hilarious.”

“You look so cute in that cheerleading outfit by the way, it’s perfect for a bimbo like you.”

“Yeah, It’d suit you as well.”

“I…wait what?”

“Yeah… Deja Vu… have I seen you in a cheer leading outfit?”

“No… No that’s not in my wardrobe, why does this seem so familiar?"

"Why are you looking at me like that?"

"Are you messing with me Boudica?"

"What? No. What are you talking about?"

"I compel you to tell me the truth, are you sabotaging the show? Did you do something?"

"No I have no idea what you're talking about?"

"Why didn't you have an opponent today?"

"I don't know, because you're a snuggle up, meanie."

"Grr, fine. Okay, let's talk about your traits shall we? The audience has proven remarkably persistent with sending you down the bimbo trail. First up was Bombshell, which gave you this amazing body, what do you think of it?"

"I hate it, I look weak. No one is goin' to take me seriously with these boobies smackin' about. I'm a queen, and a warrior, and I look bloody well chunky with this tooshie."

"What a shame, some people would kill for this body. But your ingratitude aside, next up was a loss on your account, and you were hit with The Quim Quota. How do you like being **** to orgasam as many times in a day as the rest of the cast combined, and how has it affected your game?"

"It's snugglin' awful! Do you know how much these meanie's cum in a day? My options are either spend half me day rubbin' meself raw, or havin' a brain hemorage at midnight. You ever cum twenty times in a minute?"

"I've never been so lucky, I'm afraid. Well let's point out some positives here, you really would be rubbing yourself raw if you had a normal body, but your bimbo body is built for all day rubbing and fucking. You're always nice and wet, and ready for Morgan. Besides have you considered that you don't have to lock yourself in your room and masturbate? You can have fun being intimate with your contestants and mistress. Beyond that, you can masturbate while you go on with your daily life. I'm sure no one would bat an eye at the harem's bimbo masturbating during breakfast, or while walking down the hall. "

"Oh, I'm sure you'd love that. Boudica diddlin' herself next to the pancakes!"

"I'm just saying, the audience has noticed you being isolated from the group. You've got to cum out of your room eventually. But let's get back to this fun little language thing we've got going on here. I can't help but notice a certain lack of bleeping taking place in our bible belt airing of this. Do you think this has anything to do with your third trait, Bimbo Backtalk?"

"You are such a meanie, you know that?"

"As far as traits go, it's not even that bad Boudica, we practically lobotomized Helen this week."

"Snuggle off you foofie. Cursin' is part of who I am."

"No anymore, especially not since you went and upgraded your trait, bold move by the way. Will the audience appreciate something so... direct? But let's face it, that upgraded trait, makes it hard for you to hear other's curse, doesn't it? Things sounding a little crass?"

"Hmph, wouldn't you like to know."

"I'll take that as a yes, now I will say the final version of that trait, is worth upgrading for, you might want to think about that after the popularity poll."

"And lose access to taint? I don't think so."

Olympias

Mother of Alexander The Great

"Skylar you tied an albatross around my neck with this stupid clown suggestion."

"My hands were tied Olympias, the producers want what they want, what can I say. At least you made them happy."

"Yeah well they better vote for me then, because I can't see my clown routine stacking up well against anything else I saw out there."

"Don't be so harsh, you defeated Atossa easily... somehow."

"What was that?"

"Nothing! Nothing, just commenting on her being more traditionally beautiful. But that's neither here nor there, Olympias I have to admit I didn't predict you being as popular as you are. Everyone loves a baddy, I suppose, but you're exceeding my expectations. I thought you being so mean would drive the audience away, then you getting the amazon trait, I was sure would put people off of you, but you're doing fine."

"I haven't even breached the top three."

"Girl, there are contestants dangling about the abyss right now, you are doing fine. But how are you enjoying your Amazon trait?"

"It's wonderful, best thing to happen to me in this competition. My old body was so frail and weak, I was the milf of the group, before all of this. Now, I'm powerful, I feel like who I've always been on the inside."

"I'd hardly call your former body fragile, you were easily the tallest contestant, but you're right. It did give you a great advantage in the physical challenge. But what about your second trait? Pride and Joy, everyone has noticed you and Helen becoming very close."

"I'm thankful to the audience for giving me that trait as well. Helen is such a special girl, and I'm glad this trait has helped me see that. I want her to get as far in this game as she can, and while I still plan on winning, I'm bringing her across the finish line with me. I feel like a mother again honestly."

"Wow, isn't that special? So how do you feel about your third trait, Mistress on Deck, this forces the other harem members to stand at attention when you enter a room. We can't help but notice you upgraded it as well, forcing them to shout a phrase of your choice as they salute you."

"It just makes my place in this Harem so clear. I'm the leader, the mentor, the mother. My body is already the most powerful, and intimidating. And now they are all **** to show me respect as I enter the room. I'm the head of this harem, the wife, the queen, This trait is just the first step in training them into the household I desire as queen."

"I love the sound of that, okay, Olympias thank you for your time. We're going to cut to a commercial break, but when we return we'll be interviewing the harem's newest entries, and two fan favorites, so don't go away!"