Interviews part 6

Erica

Avatar of Joan of Arc

“With Eeeeeerica, that’s where I wanna be! Can you hear me? Can you hear me?”

“Sigh.”

“Alright sour pants, what are you looking so glum for? I thought your performance has incredible!”

“It’s just been a shitty week okay? First with Helen, now you’ve got Marie pulled into all of this. It sucks.”

“We’ll, from what I hear, Cleopatra is just a few points away from getting you very interested in the game. Scared?”

“I’m terrified. I’m lucky as it is, if Morgan used my trait just a little bit more I’d probably be doomed.”

“I'm looking forward to it. And don’t worry about Helen's lazy bones, no one is on to you sabotaging her… or Eve. Not very saintly behavior.”

“God will ensure victory, but we have to do the work.”

“Very well. Let’s talk traits. You started this game off strong by taking two traits, Underachiever, and Forgive me father for I have sinned. The first lets you gain points for placing low in the rankings, and the second turned you back into an eighteen-year-old. You obviously like one a whole lot more than the other because you've upgraded it twice. Tell us a little about this.

"Yeah, Underachiever is an amazing trait. I basically get four chances to score first place, as far as points go. Yes, it's bad, I've caught nothing but punishments since I've been using it, but it's the points that matter. Plus I've been able to sabotage two other players, by making them lazy during the competitions, it's very strong, and I'm so happy the fans chose it for me."

"It's very strong, for sure. But let's talk about some other things the fans picked for you. Daddy's little girls, made it so you can only wear clothing Morgan would approve of, so you're kind of stuck as a gothy school girl. Now you can only refer to your mistress as Mommy... huh, why didn't I call it Mommy's little girl? Weird, anyway, and it makes you so giggly and silly whenever she compliments you, any comments?"

"Ugh, it sucks! If she just gives me a compliment, I melt, my willpower just drains right out of me, and I start smiling like an idiot. I hate this woman, but I feel like I'm getting shot up with **** when she even smiles at me. It's a punishment, no doubt about that."

"Your final transformation is... well, that's a secret."

"Darn, I was hoping you'd slip up there."

"No way, I'm too good for you, little girl. Do you have any suspicions of what it could be?"

"No, I haven't really noticed anything weird."

"I'll give you a hint, It's already gone off a few times."

"What? When? How?"

"These lips are sealed, but thanks for stopping by. Tell Marie I said hi."

Bloody Mary

Queen of England

“Well well well, you must be riding high on a well-fought victory. Diaochan was not an easy opponent, congratulations Mary.”

“Thanks, Skylar, I couldn’t have done it without the fans.”

“Why do you think you attracted voters to your platform? What do you offer over our previous Wrath?”

“I think the fans were just tired of seeing wrath be so passive and inactive. All that sneaking around and spying, that’s not wrath. I’m wrath. Fast aggressive, bam bam bam, I’m going to attack this game. Attack my opponents, and I’m going to when. If people liked Diaochan, it’s because she was mysterious and something of a wild card, that’s me. People were sick of waiting, they want change, and they want change now.”

“That’s a definitive stance. Now that you’re part of the game, you’re tasked with seducing our dear Morgan, how are you planning on doing that?”

“Well lesbianism is a sin, as we all know, so I’m resistant to committing such an affront to God, but I’m already a demon and mass murderer, so fuck it. I’ve seen some nasty ass stuff since I’ve been working for hell, so I’m confident a little demon trickery will give me a leg up in the competition.”

“Oooh, that’s a nice little tease, want to give us any tips?”

“Hehehe say my name three times, and I’ll whisper it in your ear.”

“Sorry Mary, the only thing I say into my mirror are my morning self-affirmations. Now you don’t have any changes yet, but they’re coming. After the commercial break, the audience is going to vote on FOUR, traits to give you, you’ve already gotten a preview on what they could be with Diaochan, do you have any thoughts on Wrath’s trait trees?”

“Lez, sub, or dom? I think it’s weak sauce. All these other traits have got some crazy things going on, and all I get is some pain play shit? Naw, I’m going to need you to step things up in that regard. Fuck, give me piss play, I’m already a bit of a sadist. I don’t need your help.”

“Yikes, okay, I can see you have opinions. Okay, I’ll try to get you something good this week. Well, okay, your game hasn’t even started, so there’s not much for me to ask. Do you have anything you want the audience to know?”

“I’m watching you my children. When you were kids, you would cry out to your parents saying that there was a monster under you bed, and you were rrrrrright!”

—--

Elizabeth Bathory

Hungarian Baroness

“Hello darling, so good to see you.”

“Yes, Um, I’m, I’m happy to be here.”

“You don’t seem to be convinced.”

“Is anyone actually happy to be here?”

“A few want to be here, so I don’t see much of a difference. But don't worry, cutie, a month from now, you’re going to be so glad we pulled you.”

“I’m just glad I didn’t get turned into a demon. That was awful, just awful.”

“Those are the stakes! Get to a hundred points, and you’ll rule, fall short, and bye bye lizzy!

“You’re cruel! Why do you do this?”

“I just love bringing people together. So, have you taken a look at what the previous gluttony was working with? Do you have any opinions on her traits, and which ones you might like the audience to send your way?”

“Um, no. No, I still don’t really know what this show is…”

“Oh I see, would your other self wish to share her opinion on the matter?”

“No, don’t. She’s dangerous.”

“This is a dangerous game.”

“Please, I’m begging you. Once she’s out… it’s hard to put her back into the bottle.”

“That’s the thing about sodas, Elizabeth, we usually want the stuff in the bottle.”

“Stop, she’ll hurt you.”

“Okay, fine, but you have to give me a sound bite for the previews, or the audience is going to riot.”

“I…I…”

“Something slutty, suspenseful, shocking?”

“These bitches better watch themselves because I’m going to bathe in their blood!”

“Holy crap.”

“Too much?”

“Just a little. We try not to kill the contestants on this show. Sighs, alright Lizzy, that’s all for now. Welcome to the show.”

“I’m, I’m sorry can I get another take on that?”

“I’m afraid we’re almost out of time, so I’m gonna have to shoo you away. But thanks for stopping by.”

—-

Eve

Mother of Humanity

“I believe we made a deal yesterday.”

“Are you serious? Right now?”

“Well I kind of already have Atossa’s milky taste in my mouth, so I’m just dying to see how you compare.”

"Ugh, fine, get on with it."

*Snap*

"Yippie! Look at those milk cannons! Here comes the baby, Momma. Mmmm slurp, suck, sssssslrp Pop! Mmm mmm MMM! Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm oh yeah, oh yeah, yes please mommy, yum, mmm yum, sssssslurrrrrrrrp slurp, suck suck, oh my gosh it's like melted ice cream, mmmmmm yes!"

"Times up!"

"Nooooooo, that couldn't have been more then five seconds, come on mommy. Feed the baby?"

"Sure, how about a knuckle sandwich."

"You wound me, madame. But let's get on with it. How did you defeat Lilith without even lifting a finger? I'm floored by how big of a landslide it was."

"Well of course, what ingrates would choose that thing over their own mother? My babies know they score, and they know that they need me to win this game."

"It was still a pretty brave move, but let's move on to talking about your trait, you, you smooth operator, haven't gained any since the initial changes, lucky for you since you get everyone's changes, good or bad, but your first place ranking has kept you safe from that. Any traits giving you trouble, proving to be a boon?"

"Well, seeing as I haven't lost yet, I don't know about underachiever, but Erica seems to be making it work for her. I know my fans... and you, enjoy my bimboized body, so that's kind of nice. Also, I guess It's kind of hot to know some of the other girls are sleeping with Morgan, but I'm not feeling radically different with any of the traits."

"All you have to do is keep winning, should be easy right? I actually think with Nzinga and Diaochan out of the way, you might be in the lead again, I'd have the check the scores."

"It couldn't hurt my chances."

"Okay, voting is almost over we better get back out there, unless you want me to milk you some more?"

"Skylar, by breast better be empty by the time I get back on stage."

"Yes ma'am! I'll drain them straight away."

"Skylar!"

"Hmph." *Snap* "Fine... spoil sport."