Instruction

“Alright everyone.” said Mr. Smith, trying to get everyone to settle down. “Like we said, we are going to discuss the best way to deal with these feelings you’ll encounter so as to not be tempted by sexual immorality. The best way to to this would be masturbation. Now listen here, we are not encouraging you to frequently indulge yourselves in pleasure, just to make sure you clear your heads before you make a poor decision.”

“Yeah we don’t want any unwanted pregnancies,” Ashley chimed in. It didn’t quite follow up on what Mr. Smith was talking about, it seemed like she just wanted to be involved.

“Ah- yes, Ashley, that is true. You all will someday get married and when you do you should know about your body so that you may share it with your significant other. And so Nate here is going to act as a live model while he show us what he likes, but only for the sake of learning.”

Suddenly Nate got an idea. He leaned over and whispered something to Mr. Smith. His eyes lit up with understanding and he waved Ashley over towards to corner so they could discuss what to do next. While this was happening the other youths just stared at Nate and his naked body, to the point that almost felt invasive. He had been naked in front of others before but they usually had the shame or decency to look away or avoid alternating between penile and eye contact. But these young adults, who grew up in the church their entire lives, frankly did not give a fuck. Finally, the two proper adults turned around and continued the lesson.

“Okay, seeing as we are the instructors here we have decided that we, more specifically Ashley, are going to demonstrate masturbation, and seeing as Nate is a little, let’s say ‘inexperienced.’ We have an idea.”