Ilya begins her conversion

Ilya was sitting in her castle, sitting smugly in her large chair. She was feeling exceptionally confident. And why wouldn't she? She'd already basically one the Holy Grail War, with her Berserker being the strongest almost by definition, by both Class and the Heroic Spirit. She did wish they were a little easier to understand though-

UNIT 1LY4 "Ilyasviel von Einzbern"

PRIMARY SERVICE ROLES IDENTIFIED:

LESSER GRAIL FUNCTIONS IDENTIFIED: ACCESS TO MANIFESTING 'Holy Grail' TO FACILITATE WISH GRANTING (Defective issues identified)

MASTER FUNCTIONS IDENTIFIED: SUMMONING/MAINTAINING SERVANT (Defective issues identified)

Ilya suddenly bolted upright, looking around for the sudden voice. "What was that!?" Her Berserker moved from her position to directly in front of the short homunculus, looking around. "Is there an intruder, Master?"

'I don't know, but I think I am under atta-' The albino girl starts to say telepahically to her gray Servant.

SECONDARY FUNCTIONS IDENTIFIED:

LoVE/H4T3/MuRD3R UNIT DESIGNATED SHIROU EMIYA (Defective issues identified)

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SYNTH PLEASURE-SYSTEMS (Offline/Inoperable)

ALERT: UNIT HAS ALREADY BECOME AWARE OF ATTEMPTED UPGRADES

"Kkkh! It seems to be a mental attack" Ilya groans out loud as she holds her head, trying to focus. If it was a mental attack, she should be able to follow it back to the sour-

SOLUTION: NEGATE AWARENESS OF UPGRADES IN PROGRESS. WILL MOVE THROUGH BASIC SYNTHETIC UPGRADE PACKAGE, ADDING MODS FOR DESIGNATED FUNCTIONS AS NECESSARY.

-ce. Huh? What had she just been so concerned about?

"Master Ilya!?" Sella shouted as she and her sister Leysritt, Ilya's two homunculus maids ran in, the latter carrying a really big axe.

"Yes?" Ilya looked at them, slightly confused by their panic.

"Ilya said she was under a mental attack of some kind." The statuesque Berserker announced to the two maids, Ilya suddenly feeling more confused. She didn't remembe-

EDITING MEMORIES TO PROVIDE EXPLANATION

Of course! The attack must have brought about the momentary amnesia! Luckily, it was coming back to her. "Yes, I believe there was. I was able to trace the connection and send them a heart attack for trying something like that. It must have resulted in some momentary amnesia after the fact." Ilya explained, getting up from the chair, an audible crack running through her back as she stretched, gaining an unnoticed couple centimeters in height. "I am sorry for worrying you. Now come and prepare my bath. I feel like recharging at the leyline after that amateur's attempt at attacking me." She said, already marching off as her Servant and the two maids followed after her, still questioning her about what happened. It was rather annoying to her... fretting over her so much.

They still had almost a week before the grail war started, and she intended to win. And with her Berserker, she was going to top this war! She chuckled, failing to recognize how out of place that entendre was...