I want to examine the dildo.

There's a dildo sticking out of the wall. It's about shoulder-height, and a dark charcoal grey, like the rest of the walls in the room. It blends in so well, that you almost didn't see it when you inspected the room.

You walk over to inspect it more closely. It's rubber, about 8-inches long, and anatomically correct.

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