I want to touch it with my fingers.

Do you mean... you want to give it a handjob?

Are you saying that you want to give a handjob to a rubber dildo sticking out of a wall inside the room where you're trapped inside a house which is controlled by an artificially intelligent computer built by a deviant, perverted, eccentric billionaire?

Of course you do!

You touch the dildo carefully, feeling the ridges and veins sculpted into its rubber surface. It seems solidly mounted to the wall. You run your fingers over the glans... which makes you tingle and your penis to shift in your pants.

Is this getting you hard? Seriously? Stroking a rubber dildo sticking out of a wall gets you hard?

You wonder if there's something about this house, this place, that's causing your brain to malfunction. Sure, you had never been, you know, found male penises to be disgusting or anything before, but you had never fantasized about them either, except, you know, that one time in summer camp...

Shaking your head, you grasp the dildo more tightly and pull.

*Snick*

Oh god! Another dildo has slid out from the wall! It's too your left, about an arms length away.

Your resistance is now {resistance} ounces.