I try to negotiate the bonus

As I said, I need the money. 50,000$ are a good help but my mortgage debt is 65,000$. So If I get some more money, I could even cancel it.

Me: “I would do it for 30,000$ extra”

Director: “You are crazy. We can’t pay you more than 10,000$ and that’s already a stretch”.

Me: “Let’s do one thing. I would take 20,000 and after the 20 hits, I will pretend I am enjoying it so much that I will ask for another 10 hits. That would be a first and I am pretty sure the audience will love it”.

Director: “Ok, but we will also change the power of the machine from medium to high, deal?”

Me: “Deal”. The things one does for money. “But, before proceeding, we should put this in writing”.

We take a few minutes to write a simple agreement, just to make sure they do not trick me.

Paul, then, explains to the audience that I have "voluntarily· decided to face the chinko machine for the audience. Yes, of course, I am going to destroy my balls voluntarily for the audience… if it was not for the money.

The audience goes crazy and cheer my name while I undress. I feel like a rock star.

Anita comes with me to the chinko machine and straps me.

The first hit caught me by surprise and it’s really hard. Before, I could recover, the machine keeps hitting my balls mercyless. Somehow, I resist the 20 hits. However, I remember my deal with the director, so I do my part.

Me: “Anita, I want 10 more hits, please”.

The audience roars.

Anita: “Are you sure?, your balls are bruised and almost blue”.

Of course, I am not sure but I want the money.

Me: “Yes, go on, This is great”. I lie

Anita turs on the machine for other 10 hits. I scream a lot and, no, I am not faking it. I hurts terribly. the audience laughs and it's loving it.

When it finishes, Anita unstraps me and congratulates me.

Paul says goodbye to the audience and I only can think of two things:

• That I won 70,000$ so my financial situation has been saved.

• That I need to put ice on my balls. Oh, and I am pretty sure that if they heal, I will wank thinking about today’s experience.