The director proposes a Bonus

The director comes down from his position and speaks to me.

Director: “You have been our best contestant so far: You masturbated 2 guys, you helped a couple of guys with their issues and, specially, you engaged very well with the audience”. He explains. “However, the chinko machine is the part of the show with more audience. People loves seeing a guy getting hit in the balls. So we would love you to go to the chinko machine. Of course, we would pay you a bonus”.

Two ideas are forming in my head…