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Welcome to "dud or stud", the new game show where our contestants will have to guess if our guests have big or tiny penises. The rules are easy: - Each contestant will play up until 10 rounds. - In each round he will have a man in front of him. This man will be topless and will only wear baggy sweatpants to conceal his equipment. - The contestant must guess if the man in front of him has a big penis ot a small penis. There will be no average joes here. All the guys will be either well hung or severily unhung. - The men will be pantsed by our lovely, co-presenter, Anita once our contestant has made a guess. - If the contestant guess is right, they will win 5.000$ and proceed to the next round. - If the contestant guess is wrong, they will stop playing and leave with the money they had won until then. Also, they will face a punishment: - If the contestant is a man, he will receive 20 hits by the amazing chinko machine: (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nyTe_5vhF8&t=7s) (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLbvbq1BBAc) - If the contestant is a woman, the punishment will be suffered by her male companion (husband, boyfriend, father, brother, friend, cousin, etc....) - After the reveal, the contestant is welcome to chat to the man about his revealed manhood: The contestant can engage into SPH, SPE or in friendly banter with him, both in case of getting it wrong or right. - If the contestant clears all the rounds, they will win 50,000$ but there might be a bonus chance to double the winnings. And now, please welcome your host, veteran presenter Paul Kenny. -