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Chapter 895
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What do you do?
Hop!
With both Vivi and Lynx holding your arm on opposite sides, Mina grabbing your leg, and Mela safely stowed away in her backpack, you slowly tighten the muscles of your legs. As you lower down and ready yourself to jump, you focus as hard as you can to imagine the expensive, beautiful, grassy outskirts of Tolis. It would be far too suspicious to land in the city streets, even if you could nail it with such accuracy, so all you need to do is get close. Three, two, one... Go! Space stretches around you, and nearly in an instant, you soar through the air, and land with a thud against solid ground, this time not far into the sky.
It takes a moment to recover, especially for the others who are certainly not used to doing such a thing. You look to see them so dizzy that they'd fall over if not for using your body to stay standing.
However, you made it. You stand atop a knoll, and only about ten minutes away is the capital of Tivera. It seems to expand on forever, but you can see far in the distance on the opposite side, the glittering ocean. You remember the beach. You remember the fake princess. You remember that the last time you were here, you managed to make yourself even more of a wanted man, breaking someone out of prison and fleeing for your lives. If it wasn't for Bunny Hop, you might not have made it out in one piece.
"You three all right?" you ask.
Vivi lets go first, but places a hand on her forehead. "Yeah. I'm fine."
After Lynx pulls away, she nearly stumbles over again. Thankfully, she's quite agile on her feet. "That was wild."
Mina flops over onto her stomach. "I'll never get used to that," she mutters.
You lean down and help her up with ease. "Sorry about that," you say.
She glances up to you, pink in her cheeks. "It's okay! I'm okay!"
"Right now, I suppose I am actually not envious for once," the backpack speaks. "I do hope everybody is doing well. That is such an amazing thing you are able to do, Mr. Warren."
"Let's get moving. We wouldn't want to be spotted lurking all the way out here," you say.
And so your group makes their way towards one of the entry roads into the city. All you need to do now is act like ordinary students of Verdant Academy, and then you'll be able to get inside without issue.
What do you do?
A New World! Your Party of Hopeless Hotties
(Game) After being transported to a fantasy land, you try to assemble a normal party of girls, but things are never that simple.
Click "Start Game"! You've been mysteriously brought over to an RPG-style world of sexy elves and powerful magic, but things aren't as easy as you first imagined. The only adventurers that you're able to recruit into your party are cute girls that are entirely hopeless, and kinky as hell! Hopefully you don't die because of them. (This story was inspired by Konosuba. Cover is from Sakura Knight. Also known as YPoHH.) ----- We have a wiki now! Too many characters to keep track of in this setting? Check out the constantly under-construction reference site here: https://www.worldanvil.com/w/absoterra-fiftyfiftyfifty
Updated on Jun 11, 2026
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Created on Apr 4, 2020
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