Home, but more insults

Debra opened her door. Lauren hurried in, **** to get out of public. She breathed a sigh of relief, finally back in the safety of her apartment. She was so happy to be here that she practically forgot Debra until her landlord spoke up.

"Hey Lauren?"

Lauren looked back at Debra.

"Have you ever thought about joining weight watchers?"

Lauren's jaw dropped. That bitch was insulting her weight! Okay, she was a little thick. Okay, she'd put on some weight in the last year. But she didn't need weight watchers! The very idea was absurd!

"NO!" Lauren squealed, turning neon red.

"Oh, you should consider it." Debra smiled. "Seeing you naked, I think it would be a good idea!"