Hit the showers

"That was a close one!" Jessica panted as she and Tyrone paused to catch their breath, having just avoided the wrath of the mother skunk. "If we were one second later -"

"Three times..."

Jessica and Tyrone turned to see and enraged Dana stomping towards them, smelling even worse than before. "That's now three times in one night that I've been skunked! Why the hell did you two ditch me like that?!"

"We thought you were behind us, I swear!" Tyrone said defensively.

"And neither of you even bothered to check to look?!"

"Well, uh..."

Dana took a deep breath, gagging as she regretted her decision, before glaring the two down. "First, we save Steven and Mary. After that, you two are purchasing every last can of tomato juice in the first store we see and giving me a ride home. Every. Last. Can!"

"Look!" Jessica exclaimed as they looked down and saw three sets of footprints in the sand. "They gotta be here!"

"N-now, Ladies." Gus drawled as Roxy towered over him, "Can we talk about this?"

Roxy cracked her knuckles, causing the yokel to gulp.

"Okay, so they went this way, ran around for a bit, and -" Dana said as they followed the tracks, coming to a stop at what looked like a small indent in the sand. "What the heck happened here? It looks like either they decked that creep and made a run for it, or they decided to lay down for a nap."

"Or a lay." Jessica said with a small smile, joyfully nudging her boyfriend. "Told ya it would work."

"Oh, come on! Why would they have sex on a public beach when they know that a creep is following them around and trying to get their picture?" Tyrone asked, "I mean, I'd be glad if they did, but..."

"UNCLE! UNCLE!"

"I know that voice!" Dana whispered, "That way!"

"UNCLE, DAGNABIT! AH SAID UNCLE!" Gus snapped as Roxy kept him in the choker hold.

"Then you better apologize for calling my wife an obese whale, you Country Bumpkin!"

"I..." Gus gasped, pausing as he looked down to see Roxy's foot placed near his own. "Ah'm sorry..."

"There, now was that so -"

"Sorry ya'll are a brainless chubby chaser!" Gus shouted as he raised his foot and stomped down onto Roxy's big toe.

"YEOW!" Roxy screamed as she hopped up and down on one foot, allowing Gus to get away as he ran in the direction that Mary and Steven went. Roxy then snarled as she shouted, "Oh, just wait until I get my fu-"

The second she placed her foot down, however, she howled in pain once more.

"Oh my gosh! Roxy, are you okay?!" Lucy shrieked in concern as she helped her wife back over to the picnic table.

"No." Her wife grunted, sitting down, "I think the little snot broke my toe."

"This is all my fault!" Lucy sobbed, "If I didn't want to give this stupid lifestyle a try despite being half the weight of an elephant -"

"Hey, hey, hey!" Roxy snapped, narrowing her eyes. "That's my wife you're bad mouthing there. And that is something I will not stand for!"

"Over here! I think he - Uh..."

Lucy and Roxy looked up in surprise to see Dana, Jessica and Tyrone coming over the dunes, shocked by what they were seeing.

"Okay..." Steven said as he and Mary peaked out from behind a dumpster, eyeing up the football stadium. "We just have to get through there and we're home free!"

"How do we get in?" Mary asked.

"That, I'm still working on." Steven replied as he looked around, pausing as he saw the door to the locker rooms open on the side of the building. "There's the locker room door there..."

"Yeah, I rather not want to be seen naked by a bunch of football players..."

"There ya'll are!"

"On second thought, let's go!" Mary said as she grabbed Steven's hand and led him towards the locker room.

"How the hell does he keep finding us?!" Steven shouted.

"Yeah, how did he keep finding you two?" Cassie asked in confusion.

"That, we still never figured out." Mary commented.

"We can worry about that later!" Mary shouted as they entered the locker room, looking around for a place to hide.

"In there! Quickly!" Steven hissed as he pulled Mary into one of the shower stalls, pulling back the curtain as they both pressed their backs to the wall. Mary and Steven held each other close as they heard footsteps enter...

"Come out, come out! Wherever ya'll are!" Gus said mockingly as he held up the camera...