New(d) allies

Steven and Mary dove behind a picnic table as soon as they reached the RVs, catching their breath as they peeked up and out.

"He didn't follow us, did he?" Mary asked.

"I don't think so." Steven replied.

"Well now, what have we here, Lucy?"

Steven and Mary froze as their faces ignited, turning around to see a taller dark skinned Amazonian woman and a shorter, chubby redheaded woman standing behind them...

Both completely butt ass naked.

"Search me, Roxy." The redhead, Lucy, said with a smile, "But it looks like we have a couple of late arrivals who had a little fun, given that they smell like the sixties."

Steven and Mary blushed a shade of red never seen in nature before as Mary sniffed herself, realizing that the two did smell strongly like sex.

"Ah, we're just given you two a hard time!" Roxy said with a laugh. "Any late arrival to The NCC's Beach Retreat is still a welcomed one."

"Uh... 'NCC'?" Steven asked.

"The Nudist Couples Club." Lucy explained with a nod and a smile. "Right now, it's just me, my beautiful wife Roxy, and our other two members, George and his wife Lina in the other RV. And we're always looking for new members."

"'Nudist'?" Mary asked, slightly downhearted. "As in, if we asked if you could lend us some clothes, you wouldn't because you have none?"

"Well, apart from Linda's sundress and my gym clothes, neither of which would fit either of you and we kinda need..." Roxy said as she raised an eyebrow, "Why? Didn't you two bring at least one outfit just in case?"

"No, because we're not nudists!" Steven replied.

"Yeah!" Mary added, "And after tonight, with the exception of bathing and making love, I never wanna be without clothes again!"

"Same here!"

Roxy and Lucy looked at each other awkwardly. "Well, we totally called that wrong." Roxy commented before turning to Steven and Mary. "So, if you two aren't nudists, what are you doing out here naked?"

"How much further to the beach?" Jessica asked as the three walked down the side of the road. "We've been walking for at least twenty minutes now."

"It should be up ahead somewhere." Tyrone replied.

"Hey, guys?" Dana called out, "Either I've gone nose blind, or the smell might be going away now."

"Trust us! You've gone nose blind." Tyrone called back, "You still smell like a burning tire covered in dirty diapers, rotten meat, and -"

"Skunk."

"I was getting to that, Babe."

"No, I mean skunk." Jessica squeaked as the other two looked ahead to see the mother cat and the kittens that Tyrone swerved to miss. Except, the mother cat was a mother skunk.

An angry mother skunk.

An angry mother skunk that turned around and raised it's tail at the three, taking aim.

Jessica and Tyrone were frozen in fear as Dana only squeezed her eyes shut and covered her face, whimpering out a single, "Mommy!"

"Stupid, lousy, freaking jellyfish!" Gus spat as he came out of the surf, only thankful that he got stung in the ass, but still berating his stupidity. Looking up, he growled as he saw the two were now gone. "GAAAAH! Where in tarnation are those two idjits now?!"

Gus picked up the camera as he looked around, resisting the urge to scratch himself as he noticed the footprints in the sand.

"Ah've got ya now..." He said as he followed the trail, pausing to scratch his junk and ass. "Freaking poison ivy!"

"... And that's the whole story." Mary finished as they sat at the picnic table with Roxy and Lucy.

"Well..." Lucy said as she looked between the two. "Now I wish we did bring more than one outfit. I mean, the fact that your friends did this to you...?"

"Well, in a strange way, I'm kinda glad they did." Steven said as he wrapped an arm around Mary.

"Yeah, me too." Mary agreed as she leaned against Steven.

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"But Tyrone's still getting kicked out first thing tomorrow."

"Oh hell yeah! Jessica too!"

"Ya'll can't run forever!"

"Crap!" Mary whimpered, the four looking behind them as they heard Gus coming up the dunes. "Not him again!"

"The creepy pervert who's hounding you two?" Roxy asked, getting a nod from Mary in response. "We'll hold him off! You two get going!"

"Are you sure?"

"We'll be fine!" Lucy said as she and her wife got up from the bench. "Good luck on getting home!"

"Thank you!" Mary and Steven said simultaneously as they ran past the RVs and towards the road, on their way to the football stadium.

"Greetings!" Lucy said as Gus came over the dune, "Welcome to The NCC Beach Re-" her eyes went wide as she saw the poison ivy rash and reverse Prince Albert, "GOOD LORD! What did you do to yourself?!"

"Yeah, yeah! Cram it!" Gus snapped as he tried to get past the two naked women. "Did a naked couple go by here?"

"Well, The NCC stands for 'Nudist Couples Club'." Lucy explained, still forcing a smile as she avoided looking down. "So, in a manner of speaking, a naked couple did -"

"Ah said cram it, ya morbidly obese whale!"

Lucy gasped as her lip quivered, tears welling up in her eyes before she broke down into a series of silent sobs. "Nudism was a mistake..." She whispered, "I don't have the body for it..."

"Yeah, ya do- OW!" Gus yelled as he felt a vice like grip on his wrist, looking up to see Roxy giving him a glare that would have turned Medusa to stone.

"What. The hell. Did you just call my wife?!" Roxy snarled.

"This... Ain't gonna end well for me." Gus commented, face going flat.

"Well, the bad news is the football stadium is gonna be crowded due to a game tonight!" Steven said as he and Mary ran down the road.

"And the good news?" Mary asked.

"Hopefully, people will be to busy watching the game to notice a couple of streakers!"