Hide the Naked Woman

"A date?" Lisa repeated incredulously "You don't think perhaps that, under the circumstances, this might not be the best time to schedule a date?"

"Our witch friend wants me to go through with it" James offered by way of explanation. Lisa clearly wanted to say something very unflattering about Rebecca but thought better of it. She was going to be pragmatic here.

"So I assume you aren't going to be taking her to a restaurant, unless they have an extremely lenient dress code!"

"I thought we would stay in"

"And what about me?"

"You can stay in my bedroom. I'll give you my laptop, snacks, drink. You can just chill out. You'll need to keep quiet though"

"You are hiding me?!"

"Well, it's not going to look good if my date comes round and I have a hot naked woman in my bedroom would it!" James snapped in exasperating.

Lisa smiled and gave James a mischievous look "Who knows, maybe she would be into that. And since you think I am hot.."

James wished Lisa wouldn't flirt with him right now. They both knew she was off limits but it was very hard to view her purely platonically when she was constantly naked in front of him.

"Look Lisa, just do me a favour and I'll make it up to you okay?"

"Fine" Lisa sighed before once again adopting a suggestive tone "But what if you need the bedroom?"

"It's our first date. I'll cross that bridge if and when I come to it"

"Okay, what about when I need the bathroom. It's not like I can even use yours"

"We're on the ground floor and my bedroom window is big enough for you to squeeze in and out of"

"You have got to be kidding me!" Lisa exclaimed "Like a fucking giant cat flap!"

"We can call it a Lisa flap" James joked back. Lisa was about to retort to this when there was a buzzing sound. Holly was here.

"Okay, that's her. I'll stall her while you grab whatever you want from the kitchen. My laptop is there already and it is unlocked"

"Okay, James" Lisa agreed "But you really do owe me one!"