The Naked Waitress

James stalled Holly on his intercom for as long as he could while Lisa hurriedly grabbed a bottle of wine and some snacks from the kitchen. She was certainly taking advantage of his offer to help herself to whatever she wanted but he could hardly deny her under the circumstances. As she scurried to his bedroom James buzzed the door to his block open and walked the short distance from his own front door to greet Holly. She was just as gorgeous as he remembered her from their crazy encounter at the supermarket and was clutching a bottle of wine. She didn't seem at all phased by his nudity this time.

"Wow, do you just never wear clothes?" Holly joked.

"You don't know the half of it" James deadpanned back "You should come through, I probably shouldn't linger in the stairwell like this."

James followed Holly through to his apartment when his date let out a gasp of shock. James followed her in and his eyes widened in shock as a very visible, very naked Lisa was stood just a few feet away from them, standing completely still mid stride as if that might somehow make her invisible.

"Hi, I'm Lisa!" she smiled at Holly after a few moments of deafening silence "Wow, James, I didn't think you would rush back in here so quickly!"

"What is a naked woman doing here James?" Holly looked at her date accusingly.

"Er, Lisa explain yourself!" James demanded of his friend. He wasn't even entirely acting - what the fuck was she doing out of the bedroom.

"Well, I was getting a corkscrew for the wine" Lisa responded, equally annoyed that James had rushed Holly through so quickly and placed her in this position.

"That's right!" James suddenly became animated as an idea hit him "Lisa is going to be our waitress for this evening! Our naked waitress!"

Holly looked a little uncertainly at James then turned to Lisa.

"Is that true? You're a naked waitress?"

James shot Lisa a pleading look, desperately hoping she would do him a solid here.

"Yep, that's me, I'm a naked waitress!" Lisa smiled through gritted teeth as James mouthed his silent thank you's to her.

"So what, you'll be serving us all evening?" Holly asked excitedly.

"It looks like it" Lisa nodded.

"Wow, a naked date and a naked waitress!" Holly seemed quite excited "You know, that's actually kind of hot!"