First Dates can be Complicated

"Fuck it! I can't go! What am I supposed to do?" Lisa stormed out of the bathroom and was stood back in the television that James was trying to watch. By this point she had given up the near futile act of constantly covering herself around her friend and was allowing him to see her fully naked which was still taking a little getting used to for James "I need to go but it just won't come out. Hey, eyes up here! Are you listening to me?"

"I'm really sorry Lisa. Hopefully it's only temporary" James felt sorry for his friend but wasn't exactly sure what help he could be here "Like I say, there are plenty of bushes around here and it should be pretty quiet now. You should go soon though or it will start to get busy with people coming back from work!"

"Shit, I can't believe I am doing this. I swear, if you get any funny ideas about locking me outside!"

"Why would I even think of doing that?"

"Ugh, fine. Let me in the second I buzz you, okay? Be standing right next to it. And NO looking out of your window until I'm back!"

As Lisa ran back to the bathroom then, clutching a roll of toilet paper, from the apartment while covering her boobs and pussy once again, James figured this would be a good point to text Holly and postpone his date with her. It was a shame but now was really not a good time and he had no idea how he would explain having a sexy, big-titted naked woman in his flat. Lisa had explained to him that her husband was away for a few days on business and that she really had nowhere else to go so James had offered to give her his bed and sleep on the couch. She had used his computer to email John and explain she was staying with a (female) friend and had no reception on her phone. If this curse hadn't been reversed by the time John returned James really had no idea what she could do. His phone buzzed right at that moment. It was like Rebecca could read his mind!

I actually really like Lisa, you know. But what is Holly going to make of her? And don't even think of cancelling your date or there will be serious consequences! I really can't wait to see how this all plays out!

James tried his hardest not to think about the humiliating car crash his evening would inevitably turn into and unpaused his show. A while later there was a a buzz on his intercom. Shit, Lisa was back. She had taken longer than he had expected. James hit the buzzer to let her back in and she burst back into the room. Her face was flushed red with embarrassment.

"I thought you said there would be nobody out there!" Lisa shouted accusingly "I've never been so humiliated in my entire life"

"I said it would be relatively quiet now" James corrected her "Anyway, you can stay here as long as you need to and apart from when you need to relieve yourself you won't have to go outside at all. But there is one slight complication."

"What kind of complication?" Lisa asked, not liking the sound of this already.

"I have a date coming over soon"