Heaven Hath no Fury...

Day 3 of The 129th Rasheul Great **** Tournament
10:30 AM

"Ladies and gentlemen!" Ben's voice boomed over the smoky Coloseum, "Two fighters enter the Arena. One will leave; as the worthy opponent of our illustrious inventor in the C-Bracket's finale tomorrow! Who will it be? We will find out in a moment! For now, here's our contestants! On the West side, riding on a wave of divine miracles since her first match; give it up for Angel Katey!"

"Yeah! Go get her!" I yelled from the lectars. My fist rose in excitement when I spotted the short black-haired woman in white toga-dress unveiled from behind smoke. She faced the audience with a faint smirk, flourishing her warhammer like a boss.

"And on the East side, the Charming Snake-Charmer... Hebi-san!"
Out from the lifting smoke the Snake Lady emerged in all her scantily clad glory. She leaned her hand casually on her hips, meeting her opponent's eyes with a cold glare like the Snake Lady she was.

The two fighters traced slow deliberate steps around each other, neither giving up so much as an inch of their preferred distance.
"You're going down," Katey's calm voice only served to underline her moxxy.
The Snake Lady raised an eyebrow. Her condescending face briefly flickered into a crooked grin of amusement. Just for the sheer audacity of such a remark.

These gals were ready to go at each others' throats.

"FIGHT!"

Katey launched herself forward in a mad dash, her hammer swung over her shoulder.
Hebi-san didn't so much as flinch. She met the charge with a disinterested frown, merely pointing dramatically at the Angel Girl before her.
"Lightning Arrow," The Snake Lady uttered.
The beam of crackling energy fired from her finger connected with Katey's forehead in a flash!
I flinched at that. Getting hit by lightning that can travel through several feet of air isn't good for your health. In fact, I'd say that's a great way to get instantly toasted. But all it did was frizz her hair! She kept the charge up, unfazed but for a hairdo like a puffer-fish doing yoga!

"Lightning Arrow! Lightning Arrow! Lightning Arrow! Lightning Arrow...!"
Darts of surging electricity rained down at the Angel Girl with relentless fury. None of them slowed Katey down so much as a step! I did catch on her the grizzly expression of a woman seriously cringing when those sparks hit her. They must hurt like a bitch! The kind of bitch that crashes your party, drinks all your booze and vomits your potted plant!
Tough luck! Katey can handle a bitch!

Once within spitting distance of the Snake Lady, Katey launched herself off the ground with a powerful kick! She soared high like a seagull towards her target, assisted by the teensiest lift her fun-sized wings could muster with all their relentless fluttering! Her shadow drifted over the Snake Lady, who glared up to meet her opponent's ferocious grin. She held her hand open, aiming it towards Katey. Arcs of electricity leaped between spots on her skin. Her eyes narrowed in focus at the angelic girl as she closed in on her. Strands of purple hair danced upwards in the currents of the surrounding air charged with insurmountable power.
This was one attack Katey wasn't gonna dodge. Not while falling through the air.
"Thunderthtrike."

A blinding flash enveloped the arena, followed by a resounding boom. A twisted lance of solid light extended from Snake Lady's palm, piercing Katey while in the air. It coursed through her with the fury of the heavens themselves.
"AHHHHHHHHHH! CHEESE! CRACKERS! FARTING FUDGE! FLIPPIN FLIP THAT HURTS! " Her hammer fell from her grip then and there. With a thud she landed on the ground in a writhing, smoldering heap.

"Katey!" I leaped from my seat.
I was gonna faint just from watching that happen!
And yet she was still alive and kicking! She scrambled to her feet... Only for the Snake Lady to wrap her front-tail promptly around her throat. Katey found herself dangling precariously in the air, frantically flailing her legs without so much as a budge from that Serpentine Mistress. She merely looked her caught prize up and down with an admiring smile.
"You almoth had Uth worried, my thrall. Oh-ho-ho~ Oh, you thall be begging Uth to let you thurrender oncthe We are done with you!"
The Snake Lady pressed her finger against Katey's cheek, and with eyes glowing with sadistic delight said, "Lightning Arrow."
"AHhHhHhHh!!!!" Katey roared in pain, her scream twisted by the spasms coursing through her entire body.
I could practically taste Katey's pain from that screech!
How could I watch? The sight of my good friend undergoing all that suffering... It twisted my stomach! No way I was gonna look away though.
Katey needed me to be with her more than ever in moments like these!

The Snake Lady kept the bolts of electricity coming. Katey writhed haplessly in the snake's coils. And to top it all off, throughout this whole ordeal she had to endure the Snake Lady's hypnotic gaze. The mesmerizing light of her unblinking eyes peered deep into Katey's soul. With the full **** of Snake Lady's will, she sought to subdue her resolve, imprisoning Katey in her own mind.
Katey wasn't gonna succumb just like that though. Whether it's her stubbornness, her resolve, or just that the lights are on but nobody's home. Either way, her freaky deaky powers seemed to have no effect on Katey whatsoever.
Instead she bit down the front-tail!

"Uaagh!" The Snake Lady flinched.
Katey slipped out of the loosened coils, scrambling for her hammer. But this snake could bite back! The front-tail lunged at her while turning her back. Its open maws were jammed full of needle-sharp fangs. Just as it was about to sink its teeth into Katey's neck, she swung the hammer swiftly with a spinning motion, landing it right in its stupid serpentine jaw! Shattered teeth exploded in every direction.

...Ow. That sickening crack alone caused throbbing pain in my phantom dick! Imagine if your overgrown worm was left dazed and defanged after being hit with a sledgehammer! I bet that would cause no minor trepidation!
Honestly, it's enough to reconsider next time I wanna transform into a dude!

Katey charged towards Snakey without even bothering to lift her hammer! She dragged it along the ground, bridging the gap between them with brisk steps. Only when up close and personal did she raise it, winding it over her head! Then she built up momentum for her attack! But only after taking careful aim, of course.
And she wound it again.
...
So, maybe she's a tad slow on the attack. But hey, what do you expect with a weapon that size?
Finally, she unleashed the hammer in a great, wide arc. That swing may well have packed the weight of a hippopotamus after Christmas, yet it was destined to hit nothing but the ground. And I'm guessing the ground was really just feeling sorry for her.
Katey was the only one surprised when the hammer-head swung through the space that Snake Girl had occupied a moment ago. With nimble steps, she had slipped away from its trajectory, leaving the hammer to impact the ground with a soft yet determined thud which left it half-buried in the sand.

In the process of digging out the hammer for round two, our own Master of Subtlety found herself facing the Snake Lady's open palm. The air crackled with dancing arcs of electricity. Blinding light radiated from Snake Lady's hand, blanketing both contestants in brilliance so intense their details blurred into a pair of white silhouettes, their long shadows splitting the arena in two.

Katey's eyes widened at the terrible epiphany which must have dawned on her. She had felt that attack once before. Probably wasn't in a hurry to try it out once more.
"Oh, fffffffudge..........!"
"Thunderthrike!"

A blast of electric radiance detonates right in Katey's face!
"Ah! Ow! Frick! Eek! Fudge! Oof!" As a spinning ball of embers, she bounced to the opposite side of the arena, her path traced by black smoke. By the time she landed, the embers had already extinguished. If not from the drag, then by being half buried face-first in the sand.

Katey lifted herself up, spitting sand from her mouth and shaking her head. Smoke still rose from her charred skin.
"Oh, you mother-flipper!" She growled, stepping towards the reptilian vixen, "You really fudged up now! I'm gonna enjoy having your axe on a plate!"
"Thut up!" The Snake Lady spat out, clearly frustrated, "Why are you not thubmitting to Uth already? How can you rethitht? Our domination ith abtholute! Jutht give up already!"
"Oh, look who thinks she's hot cheese! Well, la di da! Can't handle a hard-axe? Feel free to surrender! You'll suit just fine being my little bee-yatch!" Katey laughed uproariously, before coughing out a sizable plume of black smoke.

You know, there are many good reasons to call me crazy, but here's a new one: Katey's actually doing really well! All things considered, at least.
Sure, it'd be a shame if I didn't get to face off against my beloved compatriot tomorrow. Maybe teach her a lesson or two in humility. But really, I'd call it a win if she ran out the clock! At least she'd walk away with her freedom intact. Hell, that way I wouldn't need to teach that Snakey Sneak a lesson either!
Of course, only ten out of thirty minutes had passed since the start of the match. But those ten minutes had pushed the limits of our Snakey friend's magic! Let me tell you, this kind of magic doesn't come cheap. All those spells she cast gotta drain her magic-fuel something fierce! Don't be fooled by who who got torn a new one! The Snakey Girl was the one pushed against the wall! Add to that her mangled front-tail, and her chances of victory suddenly looked a bit slim.
Who knows? Maybe Katey would find a way to make the Snake Lady submit! And then... Uni...
We might get Uni back. As long as Katey played her cards right.

Another five minutes passed with the contestants chasing one another around the arena. Katey being the brute **** kinda gal she was tried getting within mauling range of her opponent. The Snake Lady on the other hand sought out just the right distance for her ranged attacks. Too far away and her lightning just wouldn't reach. Too close, and she'd never get the chance to aim before Katey got all up in her face!
As much as I'd love watching Snake Lady struggling to keep the bull-charging Katey in that goldilock zone, the relentless advances of our Alleged Angel left her no respite. Soon enough Katey caught up with her, entering her favored reach. The Snake Lady's front-tail lunged towards Katey in an act of desperation, wrapping itself tightly around her arm.
Now, the Snake Lady no doubt thought she had Katey caught in some clever trap. But judging from Katey's smile, Thanksgiving came early that year.

"Gotcha!" Katey clinched both fists around the Snake Lady's Lady Snake. She pulled as hard as she could, the Snake Lady stumbling awkwardly behind as if tugged on a leash. Eventually she tripped over air and slipped, but if you thought Katey was gonna let her rest on her back, then you don't know Katey!
She tugged on the snake, swinging her opponent like a flail. Round and around the Snake Lady flew as Katey spun around in place.
"Ooof!" Snakey yelled as Katey smacked her to the ground, whipping a cloud of sand that lingered in the air.
"Oww!" She crashed to the ground again! On the opposite side!
"Eeeek!" And again!
"Thtop it!"

But Katey did not thtop it! With relentless fervor she kept beating the ground with her new toy. Make no mistake though. Hebi-san was a high-level Galmon. While maybe not quite as much of a physical threat as my Bat Girl, she could still take her fair share of punishment.
None of which made all of that any less funny!

At some point, Snakey must've realized that wrapping tighter around Katey's arm didn't do anything to help her out of that predicament. So the front-tail uncoiled itself, and through panicked slithering managed to slip out from Katey's vice grip.
The Snake Lady soared through far and long before crashing face first into the sand, her perky butt pointing upwards.

When the Snake Lady saw Katey approaching with brisk steps, hammer resting on her shoulder, she scrambled to her feet.
"Thtop it!" She commanded, "Do not come any clother!"
Katey laughed, "Fat chance, you limp-dinged bee-yatch! Time for your spanking!"
"We command you!" Snake Lady kept barking, the desperation in her voice palpable, "Thtop at oncthe!"
Katey's eyes went from glowing with triumph, to burning with defiance. And then frustration.
She started moving slower.
A smirk grew across Snakey's face, "Do not take another thtep!"

Every ounce of emotion melted away from Katey's face, leaving only a blank slate as she stopped in her tracks.
"As you wish, mistress."

Oh...
I guess it was too much to hope that Katey would be able to resist her hypnotic powers throughout the match. Twenty minutes had already passed too. Talk about tripping on the finish line.

The Snake Lady circled poor old Katey, admiring her like a captured prize, while she herself could only stare vacantly forward.
I rose from my seat and shouted, "SNAP OUT OF IT KATEY! YOU'RE BETTER THAN THIS! COME ON! YOU GOT THIS!"

But my words were drowned out by the roars from the audience.
Katey was now truly in her power. And that Snake Lady knew that perfectly well.
"Ah. Thucthh a thtubborn piecthe of work. Pity you did not thee how it wath alwayth going to end. It did not have to come to thith you know? But to the victor goeth the thpoilth..."
"Yes, mistress..." Katey said robotically.
"Now... Take off your pretty little drethth, will you?"
"No..." I sank back into my seat, only able to watch when Katey pulled her white angelic gown over her head. I felt my hand being squeezed. Turning my head, I saw Estelle offering me a sympathetic smile. I wish I could reciprocate.
But I had run out of smiles.

"Kneel down, thrall. We require you to pleathure yourthelf before everyone here! Juth tho they all underthand oncthe and for all where you thand."
"Yes, mistress..." Katey fell to her knees, slipping two fingers between her legs.

I couldn't watch anymore. I slapped both hands over my eyes, so as to spare having to watch my friend endure that devastating fate.
Unfortunately, the announcer didn't see fit for any kind of tactfulness. His booming voice kept dictating the whole affair in excruciating detail.

"Ladies and gentlemen! We now see a pause in the incredible action so that the disrobed Angel Girl can pleasure herself for our amusement! Now, don't be fooled here! Katey might be dim, but she almost certainly could find her own hole no problem! This is but a way of feeling herself up to get herself all greased up and ready to go! And... She's in! Look at her go! Going deeper and deeper! This tamed lioness of heaven is aiming to go all in! No crevice inside there is safe from her probing hands! Watch out now! Her mistress and future owner Hebi-san is approaching with her snake! Oh! Looks like that Sugar Mommy wants an oral job! That snake slithers right into her mouth! She's already gagging... But that matters little to that obedient servant! I would bet that Hebi-san doesn't need to pull her hair at all! Not with how eager our beloved Katey is to please! Pleasing herself... Pleasing her Queen... Oh, never before have I beheld such hardworking Angel! Watch how she bucks her hips while she moans! This lady is done and ready to cum at any moment! Look how she sucks at that snake! Just look how her movement is invigorated by her lust! Any minute now she will explode in pure ecstasy! She's coming... She's coming! AHHH! She came! And it looks like Hebi-san answered in kind! What a remarkable display of loyalty and simple, girly fun!"

... All right, so at that point I miiiiight have lifted a finger to take a peak. Viscous green goo dripped all along Katey's jaws. The smug face of the Snake Lady practically shone with triumph and satisfaction.
"Rithe up, Our little thrall. It lookth like our game ith at an end. Now, thurrender to me."
"As you wish, mistress." Katey rose to her feet, standing upright like a doll.
Welp. That was it for Katey.
No one in the Tournament tried harder than her. Only five minutes remained on the clock, but they might as well have been five years. Hebi-san's mesmerizing hold is on Katey was just that strong.
Even so, Katey did one hell of a job.

Hebi-san looked at Katey with a mix of amusement. Katey looked back with that same vaccant stare.
"How do I do that?"
...She really didn't know the meaning of the word!