He does and it goes fairly well

Jerry: "Guess what, Dad?"

Parents: "Son, what's up?"

Jerry said, "I got accepted into the scouts"

Father "Oh that's wonderful son. So which boy scout camp did you get to join"

Jerry said, "Uh actually I got into a girl scouts camp not a boy scouts camp"

"What the heck," dad asked.

Mother "How did that happen there must have been some sort of mistake"

Father "Son are you trying to tell us something your not queer are ya"

Mother "I told you we shouldn't have let him play with that faggo.. I mean that gay kid from across the street"

"Were taking you to Church to excorcise that fagotry your trying to introduce into out house."

Jerry "Mom wait before you over react I assure you I'm a muff mucher not a cock crucher."

Father "Kid please stick to speaking English some of us aren't gay enough to understand your gross grinder lingo."

Jerry said "In simple I eat pussy not dick."

Mom "So why are you joining the girl scouts like some sort of sissy fag"

Jerry "Every spot in the boy scouts was taken. Additionally, I get to meet more ladies this way, which is something you always advise I should do since you want to ensure that you have grandchildren since Sean betrayed the family by being gay or as you would put it going the way of the gay."

Mother "Next time lead of with that. Seriously Jimmy I was this close to pulling out a belt and whipping you back to sanity."

Jerry "I'm sorry, mama. Anyway, if it's okay with you, I'd like to start packing my clothing and other belongings because they start this weekend."