He Plans to "Fix" it

You aren't sure how you expected Blue to handle the news, honestly you were still trying to process the information yourself. But when he approaches you and puts an arm around your shoulder he gives you a smile that you think is supposed to be comforting. You aren't sure what to make of it, but a part of you appreciates the gesture. That is until he starts talking.

"Don't worry, we'll fix this in no time."

"I'm sorry, what?" What the fuck is he talking about? "Fix what?"

"Why, you not being knocked up of course." His small smile has turned into his familiar mischievous grin.

"What?!" Ok, now you are really confused. "How is that a problem?" Seriously, you not being pregnant seemed like a GOOD thing.

"Well, you don't want to get pregnant by some random loser do you?" He doesn't even pretend to give you a chance to respond. "No, of course not. So we have to make sure to put a baby in you as soon as possible. As my wife I am the ONLY one allowed to put a baby in you. So we need to act fast before you get defeated and knocked up by some random loser."

"But..." But you didn't want to carry anyone's baby! "But..."

"Because I'll be damned if I'm going to let some bastard cuckold me and put a baby in MY WIFE!"

For a moment you are sure that Blue has to be joking. That he can't really be saying what you think he is saying. That he can't really want to impregnate you right after you had dodged a pregnancy scare. You were both only 18 for Arceus' sake! You were both too young to be parents!

But no, Blue appears to be completely serious.

Shit!