Hard On Both Of Us

Natalie turned and looked directly at me. “Are you kidding me, I felt every guy there over the age of eighteen undressing me with their eyes even as they sat there with their wives and girlfriends!” She paused then “And If I’m not mistaken the ones just reaching puberty deliberately hid their hands so they couldn’t be seen jerking off!”

“Christ Natalie, jealous that they weren’t surrounding you and jerking off on you? Or were you wanting their hands to undress you instead of their eyes?”

“Oh shut the fuck up your bastard and get me home so I can go for a swim!”

I just shook my head and drove straight home. Natalie bolted from the car as if she was sure that it was going to explode into a ball of flame. I parked the car in the garage then went to the den and put on the baseball game. It was well into the fourth inning when I heard a commotion coming from the side of the house. Getting up to see what was going on I just had the window up when I clearly heard voices.

“Damn why don’t you come out and get ready to dive back in!” Quickly followed by “Oh yeah why don’t you forget to go back in but instead come over here and let me snap some pictures of you?”

What the fuck, In my mind, Jesus Christ, she wouldn’t?

I ran through the house to the back door leading to the back yard and there I saw Natalie, in the pool, naked and smiling as the guys looking over the fence on the driveway kept yelling out what they wanted from her.

Out I came, “Go get dressed or I swear the police will be taking you out of here just the way you are!”

From over the fence, “Hey I’m a police officer and I’ll take her from here for you!”

I turn to everyone over the fence, “Clear off my property or…!” I looked around and saw a shovel leaning against the side of the back door. I went to get it and turned back to the crowd of guys over the fence.

“Either get off my property or you’ll earn a trip to the hospital!” Moving close enough to swing the head of the shovel over the fence. Everyone bolted and Natalie shouted, "Don’t mind Mr. Hardass, he’s never seen a naked girl this close before!”

I dropped the shovel and turned to her, “I swear the minute you’ve earned enough to pay your debt, you’re out of here!”

“And once you get laid you’ll probably still be an asshole!” With her hands covering her breasts and crotch, Natalie went into the house and left me there pissed off!