Hanna Bones, The neet

(Hanna POV)

I have no idea! Hanna protested once again. She'd been sitting in front of her computer for days without writing a single line. No, that's not quite true. She had written lines. Many lines. But she immediately erased them because they didn't suit her. Since she'd decided to tackle this One Piece fan fiction, writing had become really complicated. Ever since she'd written her Naruto and Bleach fanfics, she'd thought she had a bit of talent, but this time she felt like a beginner again.

Blank-page syndrome is a classic that every writer encounters; it's not serious and it can get out of hand, but frankly, it's annoying. She closed her text editor and opened her web browser. She had manga chapters, short stories, fanfiction to read.

[6h later]

What the hell?! What do you mean there's no next chapter? But this is horrible. I guess I'll have to do something else. I wouldn't spend the day reading today. Hanna complained sulkily. She decided to get up and take a look in the mirror.

She didn't like the way she looked. For this reason, she had chosen to dye her hair blue. But since it was annoying to deal with, she preferred to keep it short. She didn't go out much anyway. At 29, her social life was close to nil. She didn't leave the house voluntarily. She had everything she needed delivered, and if she had an urgent need, the supermarket around the corner worked just fine.

One might wonder how she managed to pay the bills, but that was without considering her computer skills and her judicious investments in the markets, which earned her more than she spent. She'd realized early on that it wasn't work that made money, but capital, or to put it simply, money.

So, she bothered to work early on in a sector where there was a lot of money - IT. Neural networks and AI held no secrets for her. So, she built a high-performance AI model and sold it for several million, which she immediately invested. Now, 5 years later, she no longer needed to do anything to live comfortably. All she had to do was wait quietly for the system to collapse, rotten to the core.

After that, she could blame the system for a lot of things, but it was hardly responsible for this dirty blank page. I hate this! I lack inspiration. she shouted. Thanking the apartment's good soundproofing. She decided to open her e-mails to see what was new and find another reason to get angry. The e-mail trick was a great classic, and just the memory that an e-mail without an attachment was 5g of CO2 in the atmosphere was enough to make her change the subject of her irritation. She scrolled through her e-mails. Until she came across one that caught her attention.

“Hello, Ms. Bones, we're delighted to inform you that you've been chosen to take part in the new season of the HxH game show. If you do not reply by October 1, we will assume that you have agreed to take part. Hope to see you soon.”

Ok so if I understand correctly, I've been selected to take part in Hunter X Hunter, great. Hanna laughed sarcastically. What can I say to that? I know. She then wrote the following reply e-mail.

"Hello, HxH Production, I regret to inform you that I have a water aerobics session scheduled and cannot postpone it. I will therefore not be available for your game, which I would have been delighted to take part in. Sincerely, Miarrry."

She sent the e-mail with a big smile signing her pen name before receiving a reply to a moment later.

"No worries, we'll add that to the program so you can come. Thank you for your appreciation."

This was too much for her. She burst into tears of laughter. It was probably the best joke she'd heard in a long time. She decided to close her computer and make something to eat while she watched anime. She chose DxD because the name reminded her of the e-mail that had made her laugh so much. She settled down quietly on her bed with her bowl of tomato sauce pasta and began season 1. She watched several episodes before seeing the time 11:59 p.m., then a simple white flash and she disappeared.

(Leo POV)

Finally, we welcome Hanna Bones. Introduced Nola.

Leo looked intently at the young woman who appeared before him, searching for any clue as to why Nola had brought her here. Finding nothing, he resigned himself to asking.

Nola, can you explain? I'd understood that you brought people here who had something to do with me, but clearly, I don't know this person, so my question is simple: why?

Nola smiled wider and answered.

Every season of HxH is different, but it's customary to bring in people the master has never met. It's then the presenter's job to find people who have a link with the Master without actually knowing him. Here, the link is in the fan fiction you love to read. Could you remind me of your favorite fan fiction?

Wait, don't tell me that Miarrry is the writer of Yumi's adventures? Says Leo.

Bingo, and since she seems completely paralyzed by the stress of being in front of so many people, I'm going to introduce her instead. We welcome Hanna Bones, talented writer and coder. In terms of sexual experience, she's a complete virgin, as she hardly ever leaves the house. She is, however, a seasoned practitioner of masturbation sessions. Hearing this from Nola was too much for Hanna, who let out a scream before curling up into a ball on the floor. And began to whisper.

It doesn't exist, it doesn't exist. This is a nightmare and I'm going to wake up soon. It doesn't exist, it doesn't exist. It's a nightmare and I'm about to wake up. It doesn't exist, it doesn't exist. It's a nightmare and I'm about to wake up. ...

Everyone looked on in amazement. Nola waited a minute for her to pull herself together, but faced with the obvious lack of progress, she intervened, and Hanna silently rose to her feet in a hallucinatory calm.

I'm really sorry it's come to this, but watching you panic for 1 hour won't interest the audience, so I've calmed you down and put you with the others. Now that all our participants have arrived, I'll explain in more detail.