Halloween World

"This sure is a spooky place!" Tank shuddered, "I'll bet the people here are scary-lookin' too!"

I had to agree the name ‘Halloween World’ fit to a T. It was a dark world blanketed in night and lit only by the pale moon hanging in the cloudy sky. Pumpkins of all shapes and sizes lined the streets. Iron bars with jagged points sat atop the walls.

As we stepped further into this place, I started singing this is Halloween.

"Felix, what are you doing?" Glaze asked.

"It's from that movie, Nightmare Before Christmas," I said.

We could see a couple wearing hockey masks, a creepy looking teddy bear, Leatherface, some nurses from Silent Hill, Michael Myers, Freddy Krueger, someone wearing a pig mask, a Japanese ghost girl, Deadites, Ghostface, a guy in a rabbit costume that was too creepy looking to belong in Easter World, Nemesis, Albert Wesker, William Birkin and HUNK from Resident Evil, a Demogorgon, Pyramid Head, some Cenobites, a Predator, Chucky and his wife Tiffany, Slimer and Muncher from Ghostbusters and some Xenomorphs.

But what stood out to me was Duncan. He's obviously some kinda transformation magic, probably provided by Hera, giving him a red devil tail and two horns on his head. With him was Dawn, in a witch costume. For some reason Duncan was wearing a dress.

I ran up to them.

"Duncan! Dawn!"

"Felix?"

I took out my Chainsaword and sliced at Duncan, cutting his shirt open. It was then that I realised that something was up. Duncan had boobies.

"Duncan, why do you have boobies? I know Hera might have wanted you to blend in but isn't a sex change a bit extreme?" I asked.

"Fuck off, Felicity!" Duncan said.

Duncan spun round and sliced the front of my shirt open with her tail.

"Felicity, what happened to your boobies? They're gone," Dawn said.

"I can explain this. Felix, this is the Duncan and Dawn of Halloween World. These are parallel universes we're traveling to, remember," Glaze said.

A tall bald man with bleached white skin with pins in his head in a gridline pattern rushed to the centre of the square.

"And now, allow me to introduce the mistress of terror, the Queen of Nightmares--Samhain!" he said, in a voice that sounded more normal than Pinhead's.

Out of the ground, emerged a stone throne with a slender woman with long black hair, wearing a black dress and a white skull mask. She got up from her throne and approached us. She took off her mask, revealing a pale face with big black circles round her eyes.

“Well, this is a surprise!” she said with a smile, “I don’t think I’ve seen you folks around town. Come to attend the celebrations?”

I rubbed the back of my neck, and then I nodded.

“Something like that.”

“Are you sure this is safe?” Glaze raised a brow, tapping her foot. “Having Xenomorph running around."

"It's fine. Horror characters here just wanna party," Samhain said.

Nobody seemed to be engaging in the psychotic behaviour they showed in the movies. The Xenomorph appeared to be dancing. Is then that I noticed something completely disgusting. I had to do something about it. I walked up to nemesis and pointed my finger in his face.

"You get that thing off your face, right now!" I said, pointing to his giant nose.

It was the remake Nemesis. The nose made him look ridiculous. I had to cut it off. I pulled out my Chainsaword but Tank pulled me away.

"We should ask Samhain about Baba Yaga," she said.

"But I gotta cut off Nemesis' nose!" I said.