Lab

We followed Samhain into a castle. Down the stairs, we trudged across the cold, metal floor. Creepy specimens sat in jars, while vials bubbled with brightly coloured chemicals. At the centre of the lab was a Grand Moff Tarkin looking guy in a lab coat. On the table was a naked pale skinned woman with Marge Simpson type black hair with white streaks.

"Good evening, Doctor Frankenstein!" Samhain said, "How goes your experiment?"

Frankenstein scowled as he pulled the lever beside him, “Ah, there you are! You’re just in time to witness my genius!”

At once, the machinery started up. Electricity jumped from piece to piece, all leading back to the naked woman on the table.

It was at this point, we made ourselves known.

"Not you again," Frankenstein said.

"Why is Grand Moff Tarkin here? He's not a horror character," I said.

"My name is Henry Frankenstein," he said.

"Shouldn't it be Victor?" Tank asked.

"I would have you know that I am the anthropomorphic personification of a mad scientist. Frankenstein is just my most common form," the doctor said.

The naked woman started to twitch.

"It's alive!" the doctor said.

"Do you have to say that every time you bring something to life?" Samhain asked.

"Yes, I do," the doctor said.

The woman on the table suddenly woke up.

"Oh, hey, Samhain," she said, "I was killed because I discovered that Baba Yaga was-"

"Samhain! Samhain! We have a major crisis! The ghosts and Cenobites have gone completely out of control!" Pinhead cried, bursting through the laboratory's door, "We can't stop them!"

"What?!" Samhain cried.

Just then, other Duncan and Dawn rushed in and grabbed the woman. I tried to stop them but they passed through a portal that closed behind them.

"Felicity, you were trying to distract us so your buddies could steal my monster," Frankenstein said.

"Why are people calling me Felicity? My name is Felix," I said.

"Even I've worked that out," Glaze said.

"Well, we should see what Pinhead is freaking out over," I said.

Without another word, we stepped outside. However, the moment we set foot out the door, we were greeted with an unpleasant surprise. All around, the townspeople, be they Xenomorph or scary looking dolls, frantically dodged claw swipes from Freddy Krueger, while ghosts spun about, slicing people with their long hair. Cenobites emerged from below buildings, behind objects, and out of the fountain. Reflexively, I summoned the Chainsaword and dashed forward. This had to have something to do with the heart.

As I slashed through two Cenobites, I looked at Samhain with a glare, “Just what’s going on?”

Samhain frowned, bringing a hand to her chin, “There have been attempts to overthrow me.”

Samhain released a blast of dark, swirling blue fire at a Japanese ghost.

"Let's take care of this!" I cried, slashing a rip-off of a Xenomorph I saw in this one movie.

Might have been called Pumpkinface.

Glaze unleashed a lightning spell all around the square before releasing a blast of fire at Freddy.

Samhain fired a dark energy thingy at them. I saw Nemesis aiming a rocket launcher at us. I portaled across and used my Chainsaword to slide his stupid nose off.

"I told you to get that thing off your face," I said.

He looked better without it.

"I bet Baba Yaga is behind this. Follow me," Samhain said.