Hairband → Queen's Diadem

Perhaps as a start, I'll allow him to gift me something simple such as jewels or the like to appease me, if he thinks of it. An amusing thought, as if my man would dare presume what would please me before he's been told. It is a picture, though. Ah~ but better than presenting me a specific gift, what if he granted me one of his former lover's? The look on Arma's face alone would be nearly worth the frustration. I can nearly picture Artram placing the Queen's Diadem upon my brow and --

-- he should certainly know better than try and assuage me with something so trite as jewelry. I appreciate baubles as much as any other, but certainly he should have finished fetching that hedonistic daughter of... 'ours' by now.

Something feels strange, but I put it out of my mind. Really, Arma, taking the first man you see for a ride would almost be forgivable after the way Artram's been starving you of a good lay... if you'd just managed to keep your head on your shoulders instead of his cock. Losing yourself to your passions, and even letting the man take the lead... and failing to recognize your own mother, in disguise or not, then commanding her like a common servant?

Hmph. She should consider herself fortunate I merely took this trinket as compensation.

Of course, it's not merely a trinket now is it? There's a very real power in this artifact, but I haven't quite gotten a handle on it. Whatever it is, it's certainly crafted beyond the ability of mere mortals to replicate but... Clearly, it was meant to be used by one. If only I could figure out its triggers...

(dominatrix, long straight shiny purple hair, apron, loyal witch's attire, evil expression, medium breasts, queen's diadem, stockings, modest skirt, sitting on king's lap)

[AN: I rolled a d20 to see how much... 'gain,' I suppose, Cheryl gets out of this one considering she's already been established to have a habit of disguising herself and developed something like a homewrecker's tendencies... and it's a 20, so the Queen's Diadem is her diadem, making Cheryl the queen... this actually creates an interesting dilemma for James, given Cheryl's warping herself into a classic villainess archetype and using the phone to do it... so he can't change her afterward.]