Groceries and Clothes

"Alright...." Dave thought as he sat a 2lb pack of chicken breast in his shopping cart. "That should be everything." Pulling out his phone Dave double checked his grocery list. "Good. Now to get the hell out of here..." Dave mumbled as he wheeled his shopping cart around and began heading towards the cash registers.

As Dave maneuvered his way around the other shoppers on his way to check out something caught his eye. "Hey... That looks interesting." Dave thought as he approached a display for Essentia water. "I wonder if I should get some of this for Barb?..." Dave picked up a bottle to have a look at it. "Hydration Perfected..." Dave read the text on the bottle. "Hmm... I wonder if this would be better than the tap water for her..." Dave looked back up at the display which had some athlete on it. It marketing was clearly being directed towards a young health conscious demographic. "Eh it's only a few bucks..." Dave grabbed 2 bottles and tossed them in his cart. "I wonder if I should get her a few options..." Dave thought as he looked back towards the bottled water isle. "Why not?" Dave spun his cart around and headed towards the isle. Greeted by an almost overwhelming amount of different waters, Dave decided to just grab a few random bottles for Barb to try. "Now time to get out of here..." Dave thought as he headed towards the cash registers.

30 Minutes later....

"God I hate this place..." Dave thought as he walked into Walmart and headed straight for the women's clothing. "What do I even get her?" Dave mumbled as he began to weave through the messy racks of clothing. "I don't even know what her size is..." Dave thought as he circled a rack of T-shirts. Dave grabbed a medium T-shirt. "That looks too small..." He tossed that shirt back on the rack and grabbed a large. "That's better... But maybe I should get an extra-large to be safe..."

Dave's internal monologue was interrupted by the buzz of a motorized shopping cart. Dave looked up to see an obese woman zooming towards him. "Fuck this..." Dave mumbled as he tossed the shirt back on the rack and got out of the woman's way. "This is just ridiculous..." Dave began to weave through the racks to get away from the woman. "Fucking eh... I hate this place..." Dave mumbled as he wandered into the athletic wear. "Maybe this will work." Dave grabbed some leggings off a rack. "At least they are stretchy... But what if they are too big?" Dave glanced over at the other racks.

"Perfect!" Dave thought as he spied some generic looking sweatpants and sweatshirts. Dave hurried over and grabbed a pair of XL sweatpants and an XL sweatshirt. "This is going to have to work." Dave mumbled as he hurried to the cash registers to check out.