Gotta be a joke... a shower

I typed that dad and mom were my sex servants, always ready to fuck me. Dad was jealous of mom for being a woman, apologetic for having a dick. I made sure it was quite large too. They'll come surprise me in the shower, I wrote. I hit enter and wandered away to the shower for real.

Jets of water cooled my face and body as I jerked to the thought of my parents worshiping me. Nice fantasy, I thought, but it couldn't be real. Then I felt a hand that was not my own on my cock. I looked down to see my father looking up at me, with pleading eyes.

"Master," he begged, "can I please help you clean your cock?"

"Dad, what the fuck?" I said, backing up. I felt breasts on my back, and then my mom pulled me into a kiss. Her tongue teased against mine, as dad pumped my cock.

Holy shit, I thought. It worked? I looked down at my father who was waiting for an answer.

"Please, master," he said again, "I know I'm not a real girl, but I'm your little whore."

I nodded a yes and dad went to work. He began to try and gag himself on my cock, taking it far down into his throat. His own cock was solidly stiff and much bigger than mine, just as I specified.

Mom bit my ear playfully and sank her teeth into my neck. While dad worked on my cock, she whispered, "that's it master, facefuck your daddy. Cum down her throat." Then she maneuvered around so she was facing me, and invited me to suck her tits. I did so and dad stopped blowing me.

"I wish I had tits like that for you son," he said.

Mom lightly smacked dad and **** his mouth back onto my dick. "The master didn't tell you to stop," she said.

I was ready to cum.