Going to the Coffee Shop

John sighed. he hated when stuff like this happened. especially now, when he already was in a bad financial situation. So, John decided to go to the nearest Coffee shop, to calm himself with a warm beverage and try to delete the virus with patience.

'Hmm', he said, while reading the instructions the application gave him again. He sat alone on a table in the local Sunbucks, his coffee to his left.

'This is - strange.', he whispered while entering the Target Statement Menu. There he entered his own name, because, so he thought, why not.

Next he pressed on Generate Statement. John the boring man sat uninteresting looking at the table.

'wow', John said. He didn't know what he expected, the result he received was expected of course, but this seemed almost overwhelmingly underwhelming.

'that was a waste of time.', he thought and almost closed the app to remove it from his device entirely, but he saw the edit statement menu appear and decided to just mess with the app just a bit longer.

John thought for a moment, for what he wanted to edit in the sentence he received. 'I wonder if -'. John whispered. He changed the sentence: John the boring woman sat uninteresting looking at the table.

To be fair, John expected nothing, so when he looked down, to see his small man boobs having been turned into actual female breasts, he panicked and screamed before almost fainting.

'I- I am a woman!', he yelled. The rest of the customers in the shop looked at him confused and worried, as if his change hasnt even been noticed by anyone. Of course, the first thing John did, was grab his own tits. It was unbelievable: he, a woman.
John changed the App on his phone to the camera and looked at himself, and there, he now saw it clearly, not only did his body change, but also his face. Where once was his chubby and hairy chin now an equally chubby but definetly less hairy chin had taken its place. His hair had also changed, it was longer, and even his eyes looked a lot more feminine.

Suddenly he grabbed between his legs and with fear he realised, it is gone.