Go read a book

“Yer a book sounds like a good idea” you say to yourself, with nothing on the agenda today it seems like it’ll be a good way to kill some time. “Now what to read... what... to... read” you murmur as you look along your book shelf, maybe some "Futas and Men" one of the more read dating guides you scarce say that you own let alone read. “Hmm may bey something more... refined (and less crusty)” you muse.

As your eyes slink across the shelf “hmm... urrrr... ah ha!” You exclaime aloud, "Hydra Of The Broken Banner" one of your favourites to read, it’s about how a male warrior and a futanari pirate get caught up in an epic adventure all over the world. Ahh many nights wishing I was in the warm embrace of "Faith Kellett" legendary booty plunderer. “That one will do” you flop into a chair and begin to read...