Give Every Girl Embarrassing Names

Neo wrote:

This book contains a list of every female student and faculty member currently attending or visiting Beacon.

Then, fazing in, was a long list of names, with drawn profiles of each female student, teacher and visiting student, including Team CMEN (sans Mercury).

"Huh. Good thinking, there Neo. A list."

Neo then wrote:

This list can be edited. When someone gets their name crossed out and replaced with a new name, everyone will only remember the new name, except the one who got their name changed.
They will be unable to say their original name, however. If they try, they will instead do and say what we write for them in the next column.
There is now an empty column next to each girl's name.

Sure enough, the list changed to include a new column to the right.

This seemed absurdly elaborate for a simple prank, Roman opined.

"Okay. What are you doing there, Neo?"

Neo answered him by finding the name 'RUBY ROSE', crossing it out and replacing it with 'RED', before looking up at him, waggling her eye brows. After a beat, she added onto it.

'RED BITCH'.

"Okay, Neo. I'm listening."

The two then began altering the name of each student, as well as an interesting embarrassing act to perform.

Next day.

Ruby awoke feeling refreshed and lively.

As she got down from her top bunk, she was greeted by her white-haired partner, in the process of waking up.

"Morning. I see you actually chose to wake up early, for once."

"Good morning to you too, Ice Bitch." Ruby said, as friendly as ever.

The reaction from her friend was not what Ruby had expected, however. Eyes flashed a wide scowl as she asked, "WHAT DID YOU CALL ME, RED BITCH!?"

Ruby was startled and saddened.

Why would Ice Bitch call her that? They were friends. Ruby didn't recall doing anything to upset her.

"Hey! That's not nice, Ice Bitch."

"Stop calling me that!"

"What, 'Ice Bitch?'"

Ice Bitch was seemingly about to snap, when suddenly a voice came from the other top bunk.

"IT'S EARLY. What are you two yelling about?" said Blonde Bitch, coming to her sister's rescue.

"Ice Bitch is calling me names," Ruby pointed to Ice Bitch.

"Red Bitch started it," Ice Bitch snapped back.

"I didn't hear any name calling," said Kitty Bitch, speaking up. The rest of the team assumed that she had still been asleep but she must have been listening out.

"Of course there is, Kitty Bitch! She just-" Ice Bitch began, before Kitty Bitch interjected.

"WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME!?" Kitty Bitch screamed.

"Wha- I called y- Kitty Bitch." Ice Bitch said.

Kitty Bitch gave a huff and sat up, "Maybe Red Bitch was right. Maybe you are name calling."

Ruby, once again, gasped. What was up with this slanderous name, all of a sudden.

"Stop calling me 'Red Bitch!'" she yelled, to the confusion of the others.

"Huh? But that's your name, Red Bitch," Blonde Bitch said.

"No it isn't!" Ruby screamed.

"Then what is?" said Ice Bitch.

"It's..."

Ruby began, ready to show these girls what for. Instead, her mind short-circuited. For a split second, it felt like she had entered a trance and her eyes her blank, before she was suddenly back in the room.

Red Bitch realized that she had something very important to say. Looking to her fellow bitches with an earnest, happy smile, Red Bitch introduced herself.

"I am RED BITCH, because I love to embarrass myself until my face goes all red."

Red Bitch then tore off her pyjama bottoms, leaving her lower half completely nude, and raced to the window. Opening it, she turned, facing her perplexed team, while her nude ass hung out the window for any onlooker to see.

Red Bitch took the opportunity to holler out behind her,

"Look up here, everyone! Look at my cute ass. If you want to spank it, come to Dorm Number-"

"RED BITCH!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? STOP!!!" Blonde Bitch screamed, snatching Red Bitch, while Ice Bitch shut the window and Kitty Bitch looked out to see if anyone had saw her.

Blonde Bitch continued to yell at Red Bitch, but Red Bitch kept on smiling. She wanted this. This was so... embarrassing.

Red Bitch's face was beet red, as she thought about what she had done and what consequences that it may bring.

Suddenly, Ruby's smile vanished and a panic overcame her.

What had happened? What possessed her to moon out their window, like that?

Kitty Bitch drew the blinds. While they could see the courtyard from their room, the view was blocked by trees and it was so early that the chances of anyone being outside were low.

"What have you got to say for yourself?" Blonde Bitch continued, still hot under the collar at her sister.

Ruby was close to tears at this point, face still red and beginning to tremble.

"I'm sorry, Blonde Bitch!" cried Ruby.

Blonde Bitch seemed taken aback.

"What the FUCK did you just call me!?"