Gina gets bothered with this stupid shit again

“Oh good, back to the sexless Sams!”

“You seem about as excited as always, Gina.”

“Obviously. Why are we constantly bending the rules for this shitty story?”

“Well, submissions low.”

“Unfortunately they are never zero. Not for long anyways. This story feels like a shitty car that just refuses to finally die.”

“Ehem...well...let’s get into it.”

READING IN PROGRESS (BGM)

“Ok, we are taken another stab at the lesbian stuff.”

“Are you sure, Gina?”

“Sure I’m sure!”

“I’m just saying maybe we should explore another option.”

“No.”

“This time Sam gets a steroid abuser who immediately starts to manhandle her.”

“…”

“At least Gina’s into it.”

“I’m not into it!”

“So far this is deceptively not bad. I mean there is nothing wrong with a muscular girl. Even Sam admits as such and of course the moment a in story character admits that...”

It was over almost two inches long, and dangled over the trim, dark labia like the lure of an anglerfish. The tip of it was a vivid purple, bulbous.

“Congrats, dickgirl-guy, over hundred stories in and this is the most disgusting description of a cunt I ever had the misfortune to read.”

“Sam is then made to suck at her clitoris and they proceed to having sex.”

“Yeah, Zora is about as skilled at it as Marcie. But at least Marcie doesn’t have the strength of a truck.”

“I take offense to that.”

“So, Sam ends up crippled for life, or at least for the night. Great, lovely story.”

“Alright, I am not too keen to check out the other lesbian options so this time we are going with man seeking woman. Maybe we get some femdom out of it.”

“Good fucking luck, Marcie.”

READING IN PROGRESS AGAIN (BGM)

“So, male Sam is kinda gross. And Zeebop is making sure to remind us of that fact. When it comes to male you really need to keep them on a tight leash. Not literally of course, although that has its uses as well.”

“Marcie. Can you cool it? From the choices we get there sure won’t be any femdom stuff anyways.”

“Err yeah...two of these options are rather...hmm...”

“What’s a GILF?”

“Google it.”

Gina has a mental breakdown.

“Sheesh, you really need to stop overreacting.”

“We are not picking that option. Or the pig one.”

“Yes yes, the only feasible one here appears to be the third option. But that might be a trap.”

“Everything in this fucking story is a trap.”

“Alright, option number three it is.”

“It was a trap.”

“pfft.”

“Shut up.”

“But I have to admit I am impressed how excellent this is set up. You see, the options were “GILF” “Lipstick on a pig” and “Tons of fun” Naturally you expect Lipstick on a Pig to be about someone overweight, but therein lies the ruse because it makes you completely dismiss the possibility that “Tons of Fun” also could refer to someone overweight. Well done, Zeebop!”

“Now I’m wondering if dickgirl guy literally has a pig with lipstick in the second option. I’m curious but not suicidal enough to check it out.”

“We get to decide how we wanna do this, but these three option mostly appear to be same, so I just picked one.”

“This is usually the point where we would put a quote in just to show everyone how disgusting this is. The problem this time around is that I have too many disgusting paragraphs to choose from.”

He had to straddle her left thigh, his balls sliding along her femur. Unlike Luke Skywalker skimming the **** Star's trench, Sam could not afford to just use the ****...because he wasn't looking for the exhaust port. He had come this far for cunny, and he meant to get it.

“Let’s go with the Star Wars one. I would applaud Zeebop for not going with the obvious Jabba one, but he did that one too.”

“After a very lengthy sex scene the chapter ends with the hilarious punch line that he fucked her in the ass by mistake. Har Har.”

“I imagine it is rather difficult to constantly come up with a funny twist ending. At any rate, I’d say we have time for one more. Should we check out the woman seeks man? There’s gotta be some femdom in there at least.”

“Highly doubtful. But maybe one of the guys is a girl in disguise.”

READING IN PROGRESS (BGM)

“What’s a DILF?”

“I don’t know and I don’t want to find out. Let’s go with the micropenis.”

"I have not shaved my pussy just to get spend the night fingering myself in frustration," she hissed. "So, Dick, you are going to get naked and you are going to fuck me and that is fucking final, do you understand me?"

“You are way too happy about this, Marcie.”

“I mean, you should too, Gina, given your aversion towards the male organ.”

“A dick’s still a dick. Don’t care how small it is.”

“Hm...so Dick has some more problems...oh my, turns out he's a crybaby."

“Yeah, jokes definitely on Zeebop this time. Marcie is totally into this shit.”

Erect, his stub of a dick was little more than an inch long behind the head. Sam's solution to his crying jag had been the miracle of duct tape...and one of her slim, purple vibrators. An inch of tape, wrapped three times around the base of his prick, held it about as securely as possible, like the bayonet on a rifle. They'd wrapped the condom on top of that, and then more duct tape. The result was a Frankenstein's monster of a pseudo-penis, but by that point the room had begun to spin and Sam was far, far past caring.

“You know. I should make Cutie use a strap on. Usually I’m the one doing it, but I really love the humiliating aspect of it.”

“Yeah, great that you get ideas from a story about people sucking at sex.

“...huh.”

“This is why I hate dicks.”

“…”

“Marcie?”

“My apologies, I needed a moment to wrap my head around what was happening in the story. So, the duct tape breaks and the dildo gets shoved inside.”

“Uhu.”

“But Dick doesn’t stop there and his penis is so small that he tried fucking...her Urethra.”

“That something that happened with you and Cutie?”

“Of course not. I made sure to educate him properly on the female anatomy.”

“Lovely. So, this one almost got you off, huh?”

“Indeed. Sam’s mistake was that she didn’t immediately take a dominant role. Dick was a complete pushover. Just go with it and turn it into a femdom session. For this particular instance I reccommend diapers."

“Just to be clear getting sex tips from Marcie is just about the worst thing you could do.”

“Hmph.”

“I mean, she can’t even get me to orgasm without orders.”

“Your about to have some bad sex Gina.”

“Ugh.”