Gift for Girlfriend

"Just looking for something for my girlfriend," John said.

The old woman gave him a rye smile, "Of course you are..."

"All costumes are one size fits all," the man said, "Even if they don't look like it."

"And all sales are final," she finished.

They went back to playing chess as John went to examine which aisle he wanted to go down. There seem to be very organized for a store this big. But there were no other customers in sight.