Gherkins

You pop open the jar and pull out a tiny, angry looking gherkin, just 2 inches long. It's adorable. You devour the whole jar in a few minutes, savoring the spicy kick. Suddenly, you're flooded with energy and a driving need to prove yourself.

Chest puffed out, you jog to the park to show off your physique. That's where you meet her - Ava, a stunning Asian beauty. Flirting comes so naturally with your newfound confidence. "Care to join me for an ice cream later?" you ask with a roguish grin. She agrees.

At her apartment, one thing leads to another. Ava kneels before you and unzips your fly. Her eyes widen. "Well well, not quite the 'Alpha Male' you claimed to be, are you?" she teases. You bristle at the implication. "All my previous dates were blown away by my size and stamina!"

Ava just laughs, snapping a photo. "Looks like you're smaller than my thumb! What's with the shaved balls, trying to appear bigger?" She mocks.

Hurt and anxious, you protest - but a tiny dribble of cum leaks out right there on her floor. Mortified, you scurry out. The rest of the week, you're determined to redeem yourself, hitting the bars every night...only to get mercilessly mocked and belittled by every woman you meet.

Finally, on Friday, a black couple takes pity on you and invites you back to their place. "We're making a porn video. You can be the 'little' star!" they smirk. On camera, you shrivel next to the Asian man's enormous cock.

The wife makes you wear frilly panties as she spanks your bare ass, calling you her "little boy toy." You're left a humiliated, sobbing wreck.

The next day, your Personally Pickles review goes like this: "Angry pickles - 10/10 flavor, made me feel obsessive need to prove myself and compete. Regret it DID NOT increase my size, if anything made me feel smaller. At least tasted great!"

You hit send, flushed with shame but still **** for more. What will this week's pickles do to you?