Getting ready for school

I woke up, quickly went to the shower i tried my hardest to look good, i was trying to reach the level of hygiene that May had but i knew that ot would be difficult to reach that point. I still used a lot of stuff to make myself look clean and fresh, i even used some of Annie's lotion and i sprayed some cologne to smell extra nice - apparently i used to much because as soon as i left the bathroom i found Annie waiting outside and when i got close to her she exclaimed "What did you do? You smell weird..." i stood next to her, shocked by her comment, i wasn't sure if i smelled bad or good but then she leaned forward to sniff me a little and then said with an odd soft tone "Mmmh... you smell good, what did you use?" I was surprised to see her being so nice to me so i maybe got too comfortable with her and said "Just some cologne, i also used a little bit of your lotion and..." unfortunately i did get too comfortable because as soon as i mentioned her lotion she screamed "YOU DID WHAT?!!! WHY ARE YOU USING MY LOTION?!!! I TOLD YOU TO NEVER..."

I started running downstairs because i saw that she was going to hit me, she followed me furiously, ready to beat me up but then i reached the kitchen which was like a safe zone since mom was there, she saw me and Annie running towards me so she stopped making breakfast and yelled at her "Hey what are you doing?!!... don't run like thag in this house, you could hurt yourself!" I stood there, giving a cocky smile as i knew Annie couldn't do anything around mom but then she said "Well, this moron used some of my lotion and also is using cologne for some reason so i don't know what's his deal..." i got nervous as i saw mom giving me a playful judgemental look, she jokingly said "Hmmm... and why are you using cologne young mister?... do you have a special meeting today?"

I knew i couldn't lie so i said "Alright, i'm going to hang out with some friends after school..." they both giggled and i felt really embarassed, mom continued talking in the same tone, now saying "And are any of those friends female by any chance?" I looked down and sighed "Yea..." she giggled a bit more before saying "Well that's fantastic honey... i told you you were going to find someone in that new school... look at you now, looking all handsome and ready to go at the ladies" i was getting bothered by her talking like that so i exclaimed "Mom! Is not that big of a deal! Is just hanging out and yeah, i like to dress up and smell good around people, so what?" She didn't seem to pay attention to what i just said as she continued saying "You are all a man now, you are probably going to take a girl on a date... maybe find a girlfriend in that school soon, marry her and have a big family to be proud of"

"Alright now you are definitely going to far" i told her, she smiled and said "I know, i know... but i think you will experience love in thag school, i'm so happy for you" i replied with a uninterested tone "Yeah sure... whatever you say" while i thought Damn, my mom is not going to leave me alone if i talk about girls in front of her, hopefully i don't have to introduce Scarlet to her... i know how she would get buuuuut... she also seems really happy for the idea of me hanging out with girls so maybe i can tell her about the sleepover, i'm sure she will let me go to May's house, although she is probably going to joke about it

"Mom, can i go to a sleepover tomorrow?... there are 4 friends that are going there and i was invited so i wanted to ask you first before i went... we are going to study some and whatnot but is mostly to just have fun" i asked her, she inmediately said "Are those female friends going to be there?" I was shocked by her question so it took me a while before i said "Uhh, yeah... but i don't think that..." she interrupted me, again she was just focusing on those female friends i had, she was obsessed with them and me hanging out with girls, i was used to it but now she was more interested in them than usual, she said "You know you have to be careful with them... i'll let you stay for that sleepover but please bring protection with you"

I instantly screamed "WHAT!!!! WHAT ARE TOU TALKING ABOUT?!! IS NOT LIKE I'M GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH THEM, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!!" she giggled as she thought this was funny but i was mad, to make things worse Annie stepped in and sarcastically said "You are not going to have sex with just one of them? YOU ARE PLANNING TO HAVE SEX WITH ALL 4 OF THEM??? wow, i didn't know my brother was such a lady killer" they both started laughing and i just stood there, struggling to say a word from how embarassed i was, i don't think i even had breakfast that day, i walked away in defeat but also thinking about what Annie said - of course she was just joking but i imagined me at May's house, i was in her bed, laying down while all of the cute girls were sitting around me, completely naked, begging me to have sex with them and touching all of my body to convince me to fuck them, some of them were asking to be the first that i fucked but i was just laying down with a smirk, looking at them while they clntinued begging. I was starting to fantasize way too much so i went to the bathroom, brushed my hair and did some final tweaks to my look and outfit and left the house, i said goodbye to mom but she didn't even realise that i was leaving - she couldn't give the goodbye kiss which was kinda sad but after they mocked me like that i thought she didn't deserve it, i walked out the door and when i reached the street i saw how mom was at the door waving at me, i looked at her, waved back and she blew a kiss at me - st least we did say goodbye and an indirect "I love you" but i was just trying to get out of there because i was excited for school.