Getting out of dodge

Mark coughed as the smoke cleared. He pushed aside the ruble trying to get to Artisal who was impaled on a steel pipe coughing up blood and waving her hands.

Mark: Hold on I'll cut you free.”

Nastard: “ I'd like you to hold off on that if you don't mind!”

Nastard was flying above them along with two more elves all of them in shining armor and capes. The new comers pointed their staffs at Mark while Nastard flew down pulling out the documents.

Nastard: “ As you can see not signing the documents can be quite unhealthy. Ms. Artisal hear is under arrest for her varrious crimes against the royal family, as will you if you don't sign.”

Mark: “ I don't think you have authority here.”

The elves laughed.

Nastard: “ THE royal family has authority everywhere even on your little farm we have people ready to do our bidding! You will obey and be thankful for it!

Mark: “ You elves really are dense huh?”

Not waiting for a answer Mark pulled a barrel out of Lucy's stuff hurling it in the air then cast { Fireball}

A deafening explosion shook the building.

Mark took the opportunity to cut Artisal loose as the elves screamed curses. Artisal healed the situation in Mark's arms as he ran.

Artisal: “ The prince has chosen my mistress as the latest member of his harem! He has the approval of her parents and some key council members but my mistress has stated her love for another. At present she is refusing to say who it was the prince is on the war path targeting anyone who she has had contact with, and then he found out you had sex and you see the result!”

Nastard: “That is a vast misinterpretation! Our lord has longed for the lady but respected her chastity! Now he seeks to save her from being shunned! Your Mistress …!”

Mark used { Create Golem} turning the walls to giant fist that grabbed Nastard throwing him into the other elves.

Artisal flew into the air drawing her guns “ We should face them here! If they have reinforcements..”

Mark: “ We're running!”

Artisal clicked her tongue but followed Mark down the stairs.

Mary: “ Why not call cops? Aren't you banging one?”

Mark: “ Cause they have some way of intercepting my calls!”

Artisal: “ Have you tried Andria?”

Mark: “ She..... blocked me.”

Artisal stared at mark with a smirk “ Baby mama drama?”

Mary: Ya'll know their gaining on us right!?”

The elves aimed there staffs firing spells from the top of the stairs covering the exit in ice. Artisal drew her rifle and blasted the ice but it had little effect. Mark turned Mary into a giant shield the sound of explosions ringing out as he started drawing a magical circle.

Mary: “Don't know what you are doing, but they're charging something big!”

Mark ignored the chanting as he finished the magic circle and it started to glow.

Mark grabbed Mary and Artisal “ Hold on tight!”

The building shook as a bright light enveloped the room.

When the light faded the three were in a grass field with a familiar half naked woman.

Mother Golantalk snorted then picked up Mark “ Finally pulled the ripcord huh!”