GG dumps the Criminal off on a Cop

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Since I need to decide, let's roll on the old Fate Chart and ask a few questions.

Since I’m never really sure what to do for “Chaos” I’m going to do it like this.

Every “Yes” will decrease Chaos -1 and every “No” will increase Chaos +1.

So, first question: Do the Police Arrive?

Likely(Chaos 5): 28 Yes

This table works by rolling LOW. If you roll lower then the center Number you get a Yes. Lower than the Number on the Left is an **** Yes.

-1 Chaos 4

Oh, does the Police Detective GG met earlier arrive?

Likely(Chaos 4): 95 **** NO!

Ok, so not only does the Handsome Police Detective arrive, but the only Cop who arrives is a SINGLE random fat Beat Cop.

+1 Chaos, Chaos 5

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As Golden Girl watches the **** criminal she hears sirens. “Oh, good. I can just dump him off on the cops.” Maybe that cute Police Detective will be there?

‘Can you go five minutes without thinking with your pussy?’

‘Maybe if you were to get laid yourself I would be less horny.’

Jessica didn’t have a response to that which was fine for GG.

As the police officer arrived GG was disappointed to see that the handsome detective had not arrived. In fact the only person who showed up was a single police car with a single overweight balding cop. “Well, well, what do we have here?” The fat man practically waddles into the building and takes a look around.

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Does he know who Golden Girl is?

Near Sure Thing(Chaos 5): 21 Yes

-1 Chaos, Chaos 4

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“Well howdy there Golden Girl, looks like you got into a bit of a scuffle.” GG didn’t recognize the officer, but she couldn’t be expected to know every officer in the police department for the entire city. But like most of them (and a few of the women), his eyes lingered on GG’s massive breasts for a moment as he examined the area. “What did you catch tonight?”

Ignoring the fat man’s obvious gaze, Golden Girl crossed her arms and gave him a friendly smile. “Some new guy, I don’t recognize him.”

‘Although he did know who we were.’

‘What’s weird about that? We have a growing social media account and have been doing this for a year?’ It was becoming more and more common for people to recognize her now. The city’s very own local Superhero!

‘What is weird is that he is by himself even knowing he might run into us.’

‘Well, that’s not our problem.’ Especially now that the cop was here. GG planned to just pass him off to the cop and go home.

‘I’m thinking we should figure out what he was doing out here all by himself.’ GG supposed that Jessica had a point. The fat cop did look pretty incompetent. Maybe she should stay and figure out what is going on herself?

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CAN GG stay, or is there a prior commitment that means they have to leave?

50/50[Chaos 4]: 27 Yes

Chaos -1, Chaos 3

Ok, so what could this prior commitment be? I’m thinking Jessica has a blind date.

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‘While I wouldn’t mind staying and interrogating our new friend here, unfortunately we, and by that I mean you, have a prior commitment. Specifically your date.’

‘Couldn’t we just skip that and stay?’

‘Oh, so you DO want me to stay here and fuck this handsome stranger?’

‘I didn’t say that GG. I’m just saying that this might be more important than making me go on a blind date.’

‘Listen Jessica, either you go on this date and try to get laid or I’m going to us our strange handsome friend here to release some tension.’

For a few seconds there is silence in GG’s head, but finally her other half relents. ‘Fine, I suppose a date is better than you fucking another criminal.’

‘Wonderful!’ Turning to the fat patrol cop, GG tells him. “I’m sure you have this all under control officer.” Without waiting for a response GG turns around, dashes out of the building, leaps to a nearby rooftop, and starts heading towards home.

GG could understand why Jessica was nervous. This would be her first date since her divorce and it was a blind date at that. But this would be good for Jessica. GG personally thought that Jessica needed to stop living through HER and start living herself.

Now hopefully the date wouldn’t be a complete disaster.