Fun Times with Lancer ;)

You are woken up in the morning by Jeanne's scent. The tiredness of yesterday made you think that was the bed's smell, but it wasn't. It was Jeanne waiting for you in bed. Tired of hearing Oda monologing, she went to your bed and waited for you.

"Good morning Master... Slept well?" She said looking down at you comfortably placed between her breasts. "Mnph mmph..." you tried saying inside her large breast. You weren't trying to break out, just talk. "What did you say?" Jeanne said taking you out of her breasts.

"RISE AND SHINE LOVEBIRDS!" Oda almost screamed out, but still tried to keep it low to not wake up the others.

"Who are you?" You said still trying to wake up.

"Oh yes, my bad, I'm Archer. One of my skills, 'Demon King' allows me to change my form from 4 different versions of myself. This being one of them, I thought it would be a great idea to use as Rin already has seen my Archer form. She won't recognize me like this. I made some egg-fried rice for breakfast, we'll leave in about 2 hours."

"Dear god, I feel like you're my mom now..." You said under your breath. "Do you want a reason to call me Mommy?~" She said teasingly. Your face turned red at the remark.

Could she actually have a form worthy of being called Mommy?

"We should get up and get to school, Master," Jeanne said smirking, then giving you a forehead kiss. Again, you get redder, if that's even a word.

"Pfff-"

"What's so funny Oda?" You called out trying to think of something else.

"It's just funny seeing you get so red, for something so simple, were you that deprived of female attention? Are you what they call a Hikikomori?"

"I'M NOWHERE NEAR THAT! I'm just socially inept."

"Makes more sense, go eat, you can't go to school on an empty stomach!"

"Yes, MOM." You said in a very sarcastic tone.

As you arrive at school, you go to the Archery Club to introduce Oda to the rest of the people, it doesn't take long before rumors of you and Oda being in a relationship. Oda is also EXTRAORDINARY good with a bow, you used to never be challenged, but now Oda is giving you a run for your money.

You get distracted by the sound of a REALLY girthy slap across someone's face.

"Get your hands off me, you weirdo!" You recognized it was Jeanne's voice, so you burst through the door Kool-Aid Man style.

"Oh, if it isn't my best friend Shirou Emiya! Can you punish her for slapping my beautiful face?" It's Shingi Matou...

"Can you shut it and not grope my girlfriend? I'm not your friend. ESPECIALLY if you're willing to do that to a woman"

It doesn't take long before you hear something whistle past you and pin Shingi's shirt into the wall. It didn't take long before you put the pieces together and decipher that Oda shot the arrow to intimidate him, which clearly works as Shingi is now pissing himself. With the most menacing stare you ever saw her do she tells Shingi, "Do that again with any of my Girlfriends OR Boyfriend, and I will line these walls with your innards, then walk down to Hell to **** you. I will tear out every single organ in your body and I will all 206 bones inside your body. UNDERSTOOD???"

You're almost scared of what Oda told Shingi, but what snaps you back is the horrid smell of piss and Shingi slipping and crying through the hallway. "You'll pay for this!!!" He screamed as running away.

"I'll go inform the Janitor."

"I'm going to stick with you Shirou." Said Jeanne taking your hand and placing it near her stomach, putting your arm in between her breasts. They are still as soft as you remember them.

The day continues relatively well, you don't see Shingi for the rest of the day. As you pack your things after sleeping in class, only to be confronted by Rin.

"There you are!" She said pointing a finger at you.

"What do you want?"

"I'm here to finish what we started!" She starts blasting you with a dark energy, as it's about to hit you, everything slows down... So you are easily able to dodge the attacks. "How were you able to do that!?!? I was at point-blank range!"

"You're not doing anything to my Master! Not on my watch!" Oda appeared out of the second-story window to attack Rin in her original form, but she blocked the katana using Reinforcements Magecraft.

"Since when did you get here Saber???" She was surprised backflipping away. "Fine then!"

"BY MY COMMAND SEAL CALL YOU BY MY SIDE ARCHER! COME TO ME!!"

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