Francis is an idiot

It was going according to plan! He planned this for a week. A full week of testing the chalks on simple things to actually confirm that it worked, a week of setting up a massive party, renting the abandoned theater to have a lot of space, managing to get at least thirty people to actually show up, buying booze and food for everyone, and finally it was here.

His magnus opus, where he could have all the women in the world for himself.

He went to the mic, signaling to lower the music for a moment. He had the chalkboard ready in his hands, covered by cloth so that no one could read.

"Excuse me, I hope you are having a great party!" Happy murmurs from the crowd. "Before you all continue mingling and dancing I just want to share with you a couple of rules for the night, please try and respect them" And finally he removed the cloth, showing everyone what was written on it, in plain white chalk:

-Only beautiful women are allowed to be at this party-
-Every woman at this party will find the massive dick of the nearest person and fuck it until morning-

Frances read out loud in the mic what was written, so that everyone in the room would have to follow the rules. As the music restarted she looked around to find the nearest person, it was a woman that was previously dancing along. They locked sight and started undressing, showing themselves each others dicks, ready to fuck senseless.