Flirt with her

"Maybe I just want to spend some time with a pretty girl," you ask with a flashing smile.

"Oh," Taylor says, blushing. "Thank you."

"I'd imagine it would get awfully lonely out here without anyone to talk to," you say.

"It does," Taylor nods. "Sometimes, I just talk to the walls, or the undead. I know they can't hear me, but it helps. There's so little life in the place. You know, there's a robin that's nested in the top tower that sings so sweetly. It's the only other living creature here."

"So there's more than one beautiful thing hidden in this old place," you say.

Taylor blushes again, looking at the ground.

"You know, you're a real charmer," she says.

"I'll happily cut through the bullshit if you want," you say. "I think you're gorgeous, and I was hoping we spend some time together."

"I'd love to," Taylor says. "Do you want to, I don't know, go on a date, or..."

"I can think of a few things I'd like to do," you say, stepping forward. "I mean, I can't imagine you've been with many men, but I can show you what to do..."

"I can't," Taylor says. "It's not right for girls to give their maidenhood to bachelors. They're supposed to save it for marriage."

Ooh, what a good segway.

"Then marry me! We can combine our forces and take over the world as husband and wife! I really like you, and I know you feel the same way!"

"I thought you were married to the Orc lady," Taylor says.

"I... well I mean, technically, but...!"

"Do you sleep with her?" Taylor interrupts.

"Well, like, I'm me, so yeah, I do. But that doesn't change anything," you say awkwardly.

"Are you really willing to marry me? And not just for my powers?"

"You're young, incredibly hot and pretty cool, that's why I want to marry you," you say.

"OK," Taylor nods excitably. "I'll happily marry you."

"Perfect," you grin, kissing her briefly on the lips.

"Can we have a wedding?" Taylor asks.

"If you'd like," you say, shrugging.

Taylor grins excitably, letting out a little squeal.

"We'll plan it all together," she says.

"Perfect," you say, grinning at your newfound secured alliance. "Delightful."