Flail around aimlessly

It is said, that sometimes in a crisis, the true value of one’s self shows through. That sometimes you need to be put in mortal peril, pitted against overwhelming, impossible odds in order to raise to the occasion and become the hero you where always destined to be.

This was not such a situation.

My brilliant grand strategy to combat this crisis was to flail around aimlessly.

I wasn't sure what I was thinking. I'm pretty sure I wasn't thinking at all.

Surprisingly enough, Sylphid did not take advantage of this insane opening.

Instead, I heard her giggling.

Eventually my aimless flailing did succeed on one objective. I managed to pull my shirt back down again and sure enough Sylphid was just standing in front of me, looking at me, or rather at my lower half with an amused expression in her eyes. “Aww, Handsome, you are really too much sometimes!”

I was now made very well aware that my dick was on full display for her, flopping around shamelessly and Sylphid was not too shy to stare.

“My eyes are up here”, I mumbled while I started to blush.

Seriously, is my dick THAT interesting? She had seen it numerous times by now, I mean come on! Get over it.

“Oh yeah, sorry about that” Sylphid, not sorry in the slightest, continued to giggle. “But to be fair, I’m not the only one who is currently enjoying the view, Handsome. I’m sure the crowd would agree.”

…

Oh.

I kinda forgot about them.

To add to my misery, the giant magic vision screen currently showed an **** close up of my exposed, shaved dick. What did Ben say yesterday? Hundreds of thousands of viewers?

Ha Ha Ha…

You know, the sad part was that after everything I endured over the span of this tournament, I am not even that embarrassed about it anymore. At this point I don’t have any dignity left anyways.

Who cares if some people I don’t even know see me naked!

What I do know is that Sylphid was currently very distracted by dick. I could use this to my advantage. It is a bit risky but if I go for a surprise attack now I should have a fairly high chance of success.

Or I could do the sane thing and just pull my pants up.