First few months

Ethan and Sarah are unfamiliar with each other. He was lucky enough to have sex on the fifth date with Sarah which was- amazing. However before they decided to fool around with the other, they went to go get themselves checked out for desieses and make sure everything would be ok. To Sarah’s disappointment, although her uterus had the perfect conditions to make children, Ethan was completely sterile. Almost as if his balls were just like the good China: there to look at but never to use.

To Ethan this was great. He never had to use any condoms and Sarah would never have to use birth control! And if they ever got married and wanted a kid, they could get a sperm doner or adopt! However to Sarah this was devastating, even as a child she knew she wanted babies. Now she knew the possible man of her dreams couldn’t give her a child.

But that was the fifth date, now they are more like on the two hundredth. Or something like that.