Face The Wrath of Mrs. & Mrs. Lawson-Naught

"I don't like either option, Jane." Liara said as she hugged herself tightly in a vice-like grip. "That said, the last time we ventured to a home we thought we'd be safe from our parents, they showed up at the door. This time, I'm quite certain that our parents will leave unless Jack and Miranda do something that will make them stay longer."

"Given how I could sense the awkwardness levels in that room, I'd be surprised if Jack hadn't kicked them out the second she thought we were half way home." Jane replied as she tugged down on the front of the torn catsuit, covering her womanhood the best she could. "And I can only imagine what they'll have in store for us if we ask them for anything else."

With all that said, Liara and Jane sat behind one of the bushes and waited for their parents to leave. And waited. And waited. And waited.

"I believe my butt has fallen asleep." Liara commented in annoyance.

"Rather falling asleep than getting burnt." Jane muttered, causing Liara to look over at her bondmate's posterior, cringing a bit as she saw Jane's pale ass turing a bright pink.

Suddenly, the sound of a skycar door closing got their attention as the two lovers looked up, seeing Hannah's skycar driving away and down the road towards Jane's house. Their parents were finally gone!

"Now!" Jane said as she and Liara got to their feet, racing towards the back door. Just as they got to the door, however, they screeched to a halt as they saw an angry Miranda and Jack standing there.

"If I may quote my Fiancée," Miranda said with a scowl as she grabbed the door, "'Fuck off'!"

"Miranda, wait!" Jane said as she caught the door before the former Cerberus Agent could slam it in their faces. "I'm really sorry about all this, but we need more clothes!"

"After what you two put us through?!" Jack scoffed, shaking her head. "You should be lucky to have half of Miranda's favorite jumpsuit, and -" the tattooed woman's eyes widened as she saw what Liara was wearing, "Hey! Those are my lucky shorts!"

"'Lucky' how?" Liara asked.

"I was wearing them on the night Miranda and I first f-"

"Never mind! Forget I asked!" Liara said, not wanting the tattoed biotic to finish.

"You think that's bad, wait until you find out how many times Jack's washed them." Miranda quipped with a smirk, causing a look of horror to come to the Asari's face.

"Look!" Jane said, "You have every right to be upset with us! Liara and I would be in the same boat if you and Jack broke into our house naked just so you could escape... I don't know, Ori and Jack's students."

Miranda and Jack still had a look of anger on their faces, but remained quiet for a few seconds before turning to each other. Turning back to Jane, the two brides-to-be simultaneously said, "Point taken."

"However," Jane continued, "Liara and I can't go anywhere with my ass and her breasts hanging out! If you could just provide us with a bottom and top, respectively, we -"

"You still owe us big time for that little awkward moment with your parents, Commander." Miranda said, folding her arms as Jack nodded in agreement.

"I swear, I will fix that window and buy you another catsuit." Jane said.

"Oh, I know you will." Miranda said sternly, "However, that's only the tip of the iceberg..."