List of Demands

Jane and Liara looked towards one another. They should've seen this coming. With a sigh, Jane turned back to the two robed women and asked, "What do you want?"

"First and foremost," Miranda began, "we want you and Liara to fund every aspect of the wedding. The reception, the ceremony, the chapel, the dress, the tuxedo, the band, the guest commendations..."

"My bachelorette party, Miranda's bachelorette party," Jack added, counting off on her fingers, "both sets of strippers for each one, the booze..."

"And, of course, the honeymoon." Miranda finished before turning to Jack with a raised eyebrow and adding, "We'll discuss that third thing you mentioned later."

"Done!" Jane shouted, wanting to get fully dressed.

"We don't plan on going cheap, Shepard." Miranda stated.

"I kinda figured, but still, done!" Jane said a little more desperately. "Now please, can we have -"

"Up-up-up!" Jack interrupted, holding up a finger with a smirk as she leaned against the doorframe. "Next, since we can't exactly bring Eezo on our honeymoon with us, you two are going to be babysitting him until we get back."

"And how long exactly do you two plan to be on your honeymoon?" Liara asked, nervously looking in at the varren that got them into three different predicaments in the same day.

"Hmm, what do you think, Miri?"

"Well," Miranda said thoughtfully with a smirk, "I had always imagined my honeymoon being around four or five..."

"Weeks?" Jane asked.

"Months." Miranda replied.

"Jane!" Liara whispered harshly, "Stuck with Eezo for five months?!"

"I don't like the idea anymore than you do, Liara, but you need a top, and I can't run around with my ass hanging out. It's already starting to develop a sunburn!" Jane whispered in response, briefly gesturing to her pink rear. Clearing her throat, she looked back up to Jack and Miranda and said, "Done! Anything else?"

"Just one more thing, actually..." Miranda said, sharing a knowing smile with Jack as she reached over to a drawer and pulled it open, pulling out two stacks of paper that were binded together. "Jack and I had originally got these for one another for a... Little game we wanted to play. We didn't get a chance to sign them yet, and we decided that you two should be the ones to do so."

Miranda handed one to each half-naked woman, Jane and Liara reading over the papers as their eyes widened and their stomachs dropped at realizing what they were holding...