Explaining the new dresscode to Sanakia

Cell spend the next half hour or so explaining to me the various intricacies of Sexy-Knight biology.

It was truly uh...something.

They seem to, in general, have a far superior tolerance to cold then humans and can survive in below freezing temperatures without issue. On the other hand, their heat resistance is pretty much on the same level as us humans, unless they wear clothes, in which case their body starts to overheat at a rapid pace.

That isn’t to say Sexy-Knight don’t crave warmth. Sleeping under a blanket, taking a hot bath. These are all perfectly acceptable activities.

In theory at least, it would be possible for Sanakia to wear clothes safely, provided that the conditions are right. That means low temperatures and a lack of exertion. But even in the best case scenario it would be painful. Cell described the sensation as wearing a suit of burning coals on your body.

The fact that Sanakia endured this so far, this girl was truly something. I nobly vowed that Sanakia would never wear clothes ever again.

After making sure, that Sanakia’s condition had stabilized the cleric returned to her duties. Telling me to rest here until the Galmon wakes up.

Another hour passed before that would finally be the case.

“M-My lord…?”

I handed Sanakia a glass of water. “Drink, don’t worry, everything is alright.”

The Galmon nodded weakly and greedily started drinking.

Meanwhile, I was wondering how I would broach the subject. “You…you usually aren’t dressed like this...right?”

Sanakia gave me a confusing look, before looking down at her, spitting all the water out again(at my face) and covering herself up with a shriek. “W-where is my armor?”

This was going well.

I took a handkerchief and cleaned my face. “This is your regular attire, right? When did you start wearing that heavy armor?”

“W-when I met Sir d’artagan a few months ago. He insisted that I cover up my sinful flesh, lest I would tempt the weaker minded knights.”

Why doesn’t that surprise me?

“Armor is important”, the Galmon continued. “How else can I serve as your sworn shield?”

“But you can barely move in it.”

She blushed “I...I merely need more training! I will not be bested by a bunch of stairs!”

“You almost fell down and broke your neck!”

“I am not afraid of injuries. A broken neck hasn’t killed anyone!”

“Isn’t it painful? It hurts to wear it, right?”

“H-hardly, my Lord! A mild amount of discomfort is of no consequence. I wear this suffering as I wear my armor. With dignity!”

Since I met you, you lost your dignity about once every five minutes.

I took a deep breath. Of course. Of course she would be stubborn. Sometimes it’s better to just rip the band aid off. “Sanakia, you are hereby forbidden from wearing this armor or anything else for that matter until I say otherwise.”

“Eeehhhhhhhh?” As the reality set in, Sanakia’s face turned even redder. For a moment I was worried she might faint again.

But she didn’t.

“M-my Lord”, she stammered “Have I upset you? If so, please forgive me!” Tears welled in her eyes. “Please don’t abandon me!”

This is about as hard as expected. If I tell her that this is for her own good she will simply stubbornly dismiss it. And if I call it a punishment, she probably will accept it but feel horrible about it.

Then...how about I turn it around?

“I am not going to abandon you, Sanakia. I like you very much, in fact I like the way you look.”

Sanakia’s face somehow turned even redder. “Eh?”

I nodded. “You have a very sexy body. As such I believe you should show it off more. It pleases me greatly.”

“M-my Lord”, Sanakia stammered. “S-surely you jesting.”

“Stand up.”

The Galmon did, now unable to hide her figure any longer.

“Push your boobs together.”

“M-My Lord!”, Sanakia gasped but nonetheless obeyed, pushing her boobs together with her arms in such a way to hide as much of her body as possible. But that only served in making her even more alluring.

“You have such nice, big, beautiful breasts”, I leered with a lecherous grin as I eye fucked her. “As such, I want to see them often. In fact, I don’t want to spend a second without seeing them! The same goes for the rest of your body! Your cute butt. Your soft tights! Your adorable belly button I desire to see all of them!”

Sanakia stared at me with eyes big as saucers.

Ugh. I guess this was a bit much.

But for some reason Sanakia started to smile. “W-well, I mean….I-I am aware that you are a healthy young human and as such has h-human needs. M-my Lord.” She nodded as if to psych herself up. “Y-yes! As your sworn shield it is my duty to take care of all your needs no matter how depraved!”

I really wish you wouldn’t have worded it like that.

Regardless, it seems my deception has worked. Now we only need to return back to the tower.

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Sanakia was basically hugging me. I can’t really blame her. To walk around with that outrageous get up was definitely pretty humiliating.

“Are you alright?”, I asked towards the trembling Galmon.

“Y-yes, my Lord! N-never felt better actually!” She showed me a shaky smile. Well, she was just as red in the face as last time we where at the top of the stairs, but I have a feeling the reason is different this time.

I grabbed her hand which made Sanakia squeal. “M-my lord, we shouldn’t. Not in public!”

Oh, come on. Now, I am getting embarrassed. I just want to prevent her from fainting and tumbling all the way down to the ground!

“It’s ok”, I attempted to calm her down. “Let’s just try to get down these stairs, alright? One step at a time.”

Sanakia nodded shyly and we continued our trek downwards. Slowly.

It was definitely rather embarrassing.

For starters, I was already a rather public figure, so I would no doubt draw attention even without the half naked girl accompanying me. But not only was there a half naked girl, it was also one that squirmed, blushed furiously and made noises that definitely should not come out in public.

Calm down, Mari. We just need to make it down the stairs. There we can take the Upy Carriage back to the Colosseum.

But no matter how bad I had it, it was much worse for Sanakia.

The way her breasts heaved as she desperately tried to cover her body.

Her squirming and shy glances. The tight way she grabbed my hand with trembling fingers.

And the little moans of discomfort she makes from time to time.

I suddenly realized that this was actually extremely erotic!

No, seriously my dick was stretching against the fabric of my pants like crazy!

I took a deep breath to calm myself down. As sexy as this situation might be for me, it was no doubt very traumatic for Sanakia. I can’t just…

Actually.

Sanakia looked pretty horny as well.

I’m not just imagining things. Her demeanor reminded me of yesterday during Asmodeus’s battle. Sanakia was no doubt very aroused right now.

Was getting publicly exposed turning her on?

...

Stairs. Focus on the stairs. Stairs aren’t sexy. Especially church stairs. They are the unsexiest structure out there.

After a perceived eternity we finally made it down said stairs.

Alright, that’s the first phase complete. Now to just find the carriage and...

“That’s the amber assassin!”

“Oh my!”

“Please, an autograph!”

“I WANT YOUR HUGE DICK IN MY TIGHT, WET BOYPUSSY!”

Looks like even with my hood on I couldn’t escape detection forever.

A group of very enthusiastic fans(or psychopaths) where quickly crowding in on us.

“S-stay back!”, Sanakia said, her voice quivering. “Y-you will not heckle my Lord or…”

“Sanakia no”, I said, in an attempt to prevent this turning ugly.

“Eek! He commanded her!”

“That’s so cool!”

“Please, an autograph!”

“MAKE HER FINGER HER HUGE GAPING ASSHOLE!”

We need to escape.

“Sanakia”, I whispered towards her.

At this point her arousal seemed to have even exceed the level it had yesterday. Her lust filled eyes stared at me with naked desire. “Y-y-yes my L-Lord?” What...do….you cummand?”

I subtly gestured towards a gap in the horde of fans. It was a tight fit but we should be able to make it.

Then, still grabbing her hand I dashed forward.