Except it isn't

That night, Ming Zhao kept her promise and rocked my world...five times. She had a great time too, and we ended up sleeping in each other's arms. I must have been super sleepy since I didn't even hear her leave, or feel her leave the bed. Actually, i was a bit out of it, and was in denial of the previous night of embarrassing misfortunes. The first thing i noticed was that i wasn't at home. It took me a second to realize this was Ming Zhao's place.

I sat up, and all the events from the previous night came flooding back. From the unveiling of all those giant naked pictures of me, to my shirt getting stained, my pants on fire, my underwear cut off, and my blazer...left somewhere between the front desk and Ming Zhao's front door. That's when the other shoe dropped. I was naked, and I had no clothes here! This entire time, I'd never spent a night here or even had a one night stand, so I never packed any clothes or toiletries here. Though, Ming Zhao was often the one to spend the night at my place.

I reached for a sheet or blanket, but was quick to discover the bed was as bare as I was! I looked around in a panic before seeing a folded piece of paper on her nightstand. She had left me a note, which I hoped would give me a lead as to where I could find cover.

"Hey, Ahab. You're one heavy sleeper, something I didnt get a chance to test until now. I'm already looking forward to exploiting that, nature boy. Anyways, I had to clean all the sheets and blankets due to our… fun last night. I was hoping you'd wake up before I left so I could kiss you goodbye, but I found a way to get around that <3.

PS. I know you're kinda high and dry, as you're not gonna borrow any of my clothes to get home. I took the liberty of phoning my assistant, who will buy you some clothes and leave them at the front desk. Just call them, and they'll bring it up. Oh, and dont forget to take my spare set of keys to your place. I'm not sure where yours could be, but at least you have a way to get in now!"

She signed it with a kiss, her red lipstick showing the impression of her lips. I could die right now, it was so perfect, but I was still naked, and in need of cover. I quickly called the front desk, and an older gentleman answered. I asked about Ming Zhao's assistant dropping off anything, and he took a minute before answering that there was something for me, and he would send it up asap.

Hanging up, I had nothing else to do, so I took a shower, and realized it was already afternoon. I was gonna grab something to eat from the kitchen when there was a knock at the door. I took a deep breath as I walked to the door and prepared to shield myself with it as I opened it. To my surprise, it wasnt the older gentleman standing there!