Zelda, again?!

"Hey there, Ahab! Bet you didnt expect to see me again, eh?" She said, smile clearly knowing about my current situation, her eyes scanning the door to take in as much of my bare flesh as the opening allowed.

"Zelda? Why are you still here?" I asked, not really wanting an explanation.

"Oh, I came by this morning to see if there was anything I could help with. I need the money, you know. Well, turns out your girlfriend left a note to call her assistant to get a change of men's clothes from a fashionable store. I took one look in the lost and found, and immediately knew I could save her some money, as you have all you need here!" She said, shoving a bundle of black fabric in front of me.

It didnt take me long to recognize my blazer from last night. Albeit a bit worse for wear, but it was definitely mine. Wait, did she just say...

"You didn't call her assistant?"

"Nope!" Came her chipper reply.

"So, all I have is this?" I asked, holding up the blazer for emphasis.

"Yep!"

I sigh and take the blazer from her and close the door. Great, it's just like like last night, where I have to tie it around my waist, only this will be in broad daylight! I so had to choose to either wear it over my ass or my dick.