Everyone (but Gus) finds a hidden beach

Steven and Mary let the waves wash them onto the shore, too exhausted and pleased from their lovemaking to move. Steven held Mary above him, pushing her wet hair behind her ear and admiring how the moonlight shined off the water on her nude body. Mary traced his chest and stomach with her fingers, making intricate patterns with the water on his skin.

"Can we just stay here?" Mary asked.

"I'd love to," Steven said. "If this weren't the public beach and we were hours away from being caught having sex in public."

"Yeah, I know," Mary whispered. "I just want to hold you a little longer."

Steven started to stand up, keeping his arms around Mary. "You can hold onto me all the way back to the dorms."

Mary smiled and kept in step with Steven as they walked along the beach. One arm was draped around his shoulders, the other holding his hand. "I'd like that."

"What the hell is all that noise?" Tyrone asked.

He and Jessica approached the cop car after their own sex session in the baggage claim. It had stopped rocking, but there was still a loud moan and gasp coming from the other side. Dana and Sam suddenly popped up on the other side, only now Sam was missing his clothes.

"Damn! Way to finally get some, girl!" Jessica cheered.

Sam suddenly ducked back behind the car while Dana turned beet red. "Oh, no, no, no! We were just...uh...doing recon! We have to check the squad car for maintenance!"

"And that involves getting naked and climbing all over each other?" Jessica asked.

"Uh...we had to keep his uniform clean!" Dana insisted. "I was just being a good partner!"

Sam stood back up. "Dana, just stop. That was horrible. You're usually better at lying than that."

"Sorry! My brain's a little...mushy right now." Dana's eyes glazed over as she revisited her recent memories of sex with Sam.

A tapping sound came from the inside of the police car. Sam quickly opened the door to hear Caitlyn panting for breath as she said, "Hey if you four nudies are done foolin' around, there's a place on the beach up ahead that we can check out!"

"Are you sure this time?" Tyrone snapped.

"Hey, trust her!" Ash said. "Not only are we sure they're there, but it's a good place for us to hide out, since we're all naked."

Sam rolled his eyes. "Alright, everyone back in the car!"

The couples filed back into the front of the squad car. Jessica wrinkled her nose as she sat her bare ass on Tyrone's naked lap. "EW! Now you both smell like skunk!"

"I can still arrest you," Sam warned.

Gus swore under his breath as he crept through the bushes with his new camera. He knew his targets were wandering around somewhere on the beach, but he couldn't risk walking out into the open. They would see him coming from a mile away.

At the very least, he got to try out those spy moves he saw on TV. He imagined himself as a secret agent, sneaking past beach chairs and umbrellas trying to find his targets without being caught. Of course, it didn't help that he kept stepping on sticks and falling over the chairs like a moron.

"I bet Tom Cruise never had to deal with this crap," he muttered.

As he stumbled on his hands and knees, he felt something soft and hairy in his grip. He grinned as he realized he had finally caught the hiding girl.

"AH-HA! I gotcha!"

He lifted the surprisingly light hair up only to see he was holding a skunk in his hand. He made the mistake of opening his mouth to curse as the creature lifted its tail.

"MOTHERFU-!"

"PSSSSST!"

Steven led Mary along the beach as they avoided the public walkways. Most of the beaches they had encountered were marked as "Private," but after breaking into so many establishments, they had both lost their fear of trespassing.

"Man, the sand in my toes, the wind and water in my hair, the smell of the waves," Mary said dreamily. "I almost want to stay here."

"Yeah," Steven agreed. "I don't know why, but it feels more...peaceful now."

"Are we that good at sex?"

"Or we just finally calmed the hell down."

"Nah. We're both monsters in bed."

"Well, on the beach anyway. We still need to get to a bed."

"OOH! Was that an invitation to round two?" Mary cooed.

"Hell yeah, it is," Steven said.

The two came to a stop as they saw a new sign stuck in the sand. It had large letters reading,

Warning! Nude bathers and swimmers will be seen beyond this point! This area has been designated as a shared spot by the Nudist Club from the local college campus! If you have questions, or are looking to join, please inquire within the lighthouse farther down the beach! Thank you!

"How long has a nude beach been on campus?" Steven asked.

"How long has there been a nudist club?" Mary asked.

They both glanced at each other, each feeling a strong temptation to find out what this club was.