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"Hey, maybe this place has somewhere we can stay for the night!" Mary said.

"Oh yeah! Good idea!" Steven agreed.

The two sprinted towards the lighthouse, hoping to find somewhere to rest. To their dismay, a large sign was hanging on the door.

"We regret to inform you that the club meetings are cancelled until the start of summer programs," Steven read. "Please move on and have a nice day."

"Well, that about sums up our luck," Mary groaned.

"Guess we have to move on through the football field," Steven said.

"At least it's pretty early," Mary said. "Their shouldn't be any games or practices today."

"Don't say that out loud!" Steven warned. "Like you said, our luck's been pretty shitty tonight!"

"Maybe not all that bad." Mary's eyes drifted down towards Steven's penis. He noticed and rolled his eyes.

"Geez, and you girls say guys are too horny."

Gus wiped the foul-smelling skunk spray off his face. "Aw, man! It got in my mouth!"

His eyes still stung from the spray, so he focused on cleaning his camera. He couldn't afford to lose another one. Not after all he had been through that night.

"Stupid naked hottie," he cursed. "I'm sellin' those photos for twice the price after tonight!"

Holding up the camera to check the zoom, he noticed something running in the distance. The two students he was chasing were running towards the college football field.

Gus grinned as he realized that he could still get the perfect shot. He knew a shortcut to the field. He had been there before to snap pictures of the cheerleaders without getting caught.

"Gotcha now, sexy!"

"Please let us out!" Jessica pleaded.

"I can't just let you two walk around this town naked," Sam said. "What if another cop arrested you?"

"But this care smells like skunk and sex!" Jessica complained.

"Hey, you lock me and my partner up, you take what you get," Caitlyn quipped.

"Hey, look!" Dana pointed at the road to see Gus sprinting as fast as his legs could carry him to the football field.

"Shit," Tyrone muttered. "He's probably after Mary and Steven."

Sam quickly parked his car, grabbing his utility belt and securing it around his waist. "I'm going after that guy! I'll keep him from finding your friends!"

He opened the door and stepped out with Dana close behind him. "I'm coming too! That bastard needs to be kicked in the balls!"

"Dana, you can't come with me! You're naked!"

Dana folded her arms and glared at Sam. He cringed at himself for forgetting that he was naked too. "Yeah, yeah, I know. Let's go!"

As they raced away, Tyrone opened his own door with Jessica close behind him. "Let's try to head off our friends before they run into that creep!"

"I'm right behind you!" Jessica said.

The two headed towards the football field in another direction. Ash leaned his head against the window. "Hey! What about us?!"